EVERYTHING is caused by global warming.

treesparrow

treesparrow

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A list of links leading to dubious articles -

http://www.numberwatch.co.uk/warmlist.htm

Here's some titles at the top of the list that caught that eye.

Alligators in the Thames.

Amphibians breeding earlier (or not).

Asteroid strike risk

Attack of the killer jellyfish

Beer better

Beer worse

Avalanches increased

Avalanches reduced

Brains shrink

Building collapse

Cats more amorous

Hibernation ends too soon

Hibernation ends too late

Lizards super intelligent

Mountains taller

Sheep change colour

:lol:
 
That sounds about right. :lol:
Also, the Loch Ness Monster was likely killed by global warming.
On the other hand, global warming seems to be helping Al Quaeda. Maybe they are causing it?
 
There's certainly a lot to wade through, a few more gems I thought members might enjoy -

Ice hockey extinct.

Italy robbed of pasta.

Killer cornflakes

Mammoth dung melt

Owls turn brown

Penguins sex live affected

Plants move uphill

Rice less fragrant

Snow decrease

Snow Increase

Spider bites to increase

Thatched cottages at risk

Trees less colourful

Trees more colourful

Walrus stampede

Women cheat on vacation
 
I see that "global cooling" is also in the list.

The article it links to is a dead link now, but can be seen on the WayBack machine here:

_http://web.archive.org/web/20111027134302/http://www.dinosauria.com/jdp/news/freeze.html
Scientists announced in the July 21, 1999, edition of the journal Nature findings that suggest that global warming can sometimes lead to cold weather or even a worldwide freeze.
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I think many people are so committed to the idea of anthropogenic global warming, and so worshipful of the "scientists"/ thought police who are evangelising that paradigm, that consistent average global cooling (as opposed to temporary or localized) could indeed be taken as evidence of global warming. Which is a good example of Orwellian doublethink or doublespeak. War is Peace!

It also seems that having such a variety of possible outcomes of global warming is like betting both ways on a horse. Any change at all can then be seen as corroborating one's theory. Increased rainfall? Yes we said that might happen, just what we predicted! Drought? Ditto!
 
:lol:

They forgot to mention that global warming is caused by global warming.

And that's not good because it could ultimately lead to global warming2 which is even more powerful.
 
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