For the Physicists amongst us.

Gimpy

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Werner Heisenberg is driving down a street when he gets pulled over by
a traffic cop.

The cop asks, "Buddy, do you know how fast you were going?"

Heisenberg replies, "No, but I know *precisely* where I am!"


Yah. Nerd joke, but I had to share. :)


Gimpy
 
Sir Isaac Newton had a theory of how to get the best outcomes in a
courtroom. He suggested to lawyers that they should drag their arguments
into the late afternoon hours. The English judges of his day would never
abandon their 4 o'clock tea time, and therefore would always bring down
their hammer and enter a hasty, positive decision so they could retire to
their chambers for a cup of Earl Grey.

This tactic used by the British lawyers is still recalled as Newton's Law
of Gavel Tea.
 
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