From a friend's Facebook status:

[Guardian]

"Dear God,
Today, in lieu of granting me patience & serenity, can I please have the ability to shoot lasers from my fingers instead?"

 

[truth seeker]

 

[WhiteBear]

Love it :)
also a fan of the Alternative Serenity Prayer, that starts, "God, grant me the strength to change the things I cannot accept..."

 

[FireShadow]

Yes! Oh, Yes!

Sometimes I would just love to have the ability to fire lasers from my fingertips.

 

[Gimpy]

"Dear God,
Today, in lieu of granting me patience & serenity, can I please have the ability to shoot lasers from my fingers instead?"

I'd put in shooting fire from my eyes, but its too dry around here as it is.

 

[Angchop]

That would be a handy feature to have!

 

[SolarMother]

"Dear God,
Today, in lieu of granting me patience & serenity, can I please have the ability to shoot lasers from my fingers instead?"

today!!

 

[Nawd]

Hey that would be handy! Hopefully it wouldn't mess up my keyboard when I get angry online.....

 

[Laura]

Back when I was in Florida, I used to want an 18 wheeler with turret guns mounted on top...

 

[Guardian]

Back when I was in Florida, I used to want an 18 wheeler with turret guns mounted on top...

I've been thinking of what kind of trouble I can get into with a blue laser mounted on a Beemer

 

[The rabbit]

Back when I was in Florida, I used to want an 18 wheeler with turret guns mounted on top...

Please dont find me weird , but when I was a kid i bought lots of cheap 45 rpm vinyl records from a
jumble sale , broke bits off each of them so they all looked like the symbol for the isle of man , sort of. The legs of man

Then put a curtain wire through the center holes of the vinyl records , then putting it around my waist tying it like a belt.

I was record man , and these vinyl records where dangerous .

Erm im out of here.

 

[tom32071]