Happy Birthday Ark!!

[ScioAgapeOmnis]

Happy birthday, Ark! Math is very powerful indeed, and it can be used to answer all of life's deepest questions. For example:

 

[Bobo08]

Happy Birthday, Ark

 

[Laura]

Happy birthday, Ark! Math is very powerful indeed, and it can be used to answer all of life's deepest questions. For example:

Wrong premise... you flunk the course!

 

[Erna]

Happy Birthday, Ark! :)

 

[ScioAgapeOmnis]

Wrong premise... you flunk the course!

But if you start with "to find a woman you need love" (how the C's define it), then you can't end up with woman = problems, which means you can't blame the person you're with for all your problems, which means a lot of very unhappy people that are being asked to do the impossible! Namely, take an honest look in the mirror. I suppose math can also be used to prove that garbage in = garbage out :)

 

[Laura]

Wrong premise... you flunk the course!

But if you start with "to find a woman you need love" (how the C's define it), then you can't end up with woman = problems, which means you can't blame the person you're with for all your problems, which means a lot of very unhappy people that are being asked to do the impossible! Namely, take an honest look in the mirror. I suppose math can also be used to prove that garbage in = garbage out :)

Your make-up work is accepted.

 

[anart]

(quick thinking, SAO)

 

[ScioAgapeOmnis]

lol yay! I actually cheated and copied the my original paper from someone else.. that'll teach me to not submit my own work!

 

[RyanX]

Ok, lame physics joke time:

A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender, 'How much for a beer?' The bartender looks at him, and says 'For you, no charge.'

:D

Happy Birthday Ark! :)

 

[Guardian]

Wrong premise... you flunk the course!

To find a woman, or anything else.... a man has to be willing to stop and ask for directions.

We all know how often that happens

 

[Gertrudes]

Happy birthday Ark! :D

 

[Evey]

Happy birthday Ark, and very best wishes to you.

 

[Vulcan59]

Happy Birthday Ark!

 

[Roger]

SAO, great theory, sorry Mrs J, but it did sound good...Happy birthday Ark, Long life and good health Best regards Roger

 

[obyvatel]

Happy birthday and best wishes to you Ark.
Could not resist posting a math joke