durabone
Jedi Council Member
I was going to put this in "Tickle Me" but it looks strangely authentic 

_http://www.physorg.com/news/2011-01-hot-booze-material-superconductor.html(PhysOrg.com) -- A Japanese scientist who "likes alcohol very much" has
discovered that soaking samples of material in hot party drinks for 24
hours turns them into superconductors at ambient temperature.