How to Tick People Off
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catketch23
A Disturbance in the Force
54) Remind your spouse to rewind the DVD when the movie that you've watched together is finished.
55) Write really, really, really boring and drawn out and way extremely over the top nonsensical sentences.
56) Write only w/ IM ACRONYM’s: AFAIK IARTPFWTSIOWIM!
59) Mess up the list numbers.
56) Write only w/ IM ACRONYM’s: AFAIK IARTPFWTSIOWIM!
59) Mess up the list numbers.
60) Tell people who smoke that it's bad for them
61) Tell people that the Archangel Chancellor of the Great Poke-a-dot Brotherhood has sent you to cleanse their head chakra so it may be in alignment with the supreme ray of experience.
62) Maintain messed up list numbers.
61) Tell people that the Archangel Chancellor of the Great Poke-a-dot Brotherhood has sent you to cleanse their head chakra so it may be in alignment with the supreme ray of experience.
62) Maintain messed up list numbers.
The Mechanic
Jedi Council Member
Thanks for this post, it made me laugh.
Me and my friends do a variation on this one. I go on a week long holiday with them every year and we always pay one of the guys in advance so he can then pay for the accommodation. We ended up with 20 people competing for the most humorous comment to go with the +/- 150 euro bank transfer everyone does to him. Good ones included "For burying that dead hooker", "Order: one horse head, excluding delivery. We'll let Sick Johnny do that again", "For that romantic weekend in Paris, thank you honey!" and "Naked men hug festival". Fun thing is he then receives it from his bank in print :)Laura said:
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hungrig
Guest
63 Line up garbagde every where you go.
64 Search garbagdes for grub.
65 Poke other peoples noses.
66 Throw egg's at people .
67 Spill your milk intentionally at other people and smile.
68 Flush full paper rolls.
69 Paint your friends wallpaper with dirt.
70 At town, Scream and Rip your own hair off, while singing a song for trainging self calmness.
71 Buy a Big car and tease your friends that they aren't cheap.
64 Search garbagdes for grub.
65 Poke other peoples noses.
66 Throw egg's at people .
67 Spill your milk intentionally at other people and smile.
68 Flush full paper rolls.
69 Paint your friends wallpaper with dirt.
70 At town, Scream and Rip your own hair off, while singing a song for trainging self calmness.
71 Buy a Big car and tease your friends that they aren't cheap.
Spi
A Disturbance in the Force
... This topic is great!
*72. Take off your shoes and walk around in socks/bare feet during class or work.
*73. Sit strangely in your seat.
*74. Go to a public restroom, if there's a light switch, head on out flipping it off.
75. Wear your shirts inside out everyday.
*76. Wear the same clothes in public everyday.
~77. Skip school or work and come back with an excuse of "to do nothing."
~78. Masturbate to nothing and brag about it.
*79. Tell other people's 'society' actions are enslaving and limiting their rights.
80. Walk through the streets with your arms stretched out.
* means I have done it or do this normally.
~ means I got it from OP.
bedower
Jedi Master
84) Tell a slim woman she will get fat if she eats that eclair, mille feuille, massive slice of chocolate cake.
85) While sitting next to someone smoking a cigarette, flap your hand on front of your face and cough. Then, when they have finished their cigarette, light one of your own.
85) While sitting next to someone smoking a cigarette, flap your hand on front of your face and cough. Then, when they have finished their cigarette, light one of your own.
highmystica
Jedi Master
86: Sing loudly and badly over-the-top R&B songs in public places ...
87: While walking around at night flip most (but not all) mail box flags up ...
88: Go to the supermarket wearing roller-blades ...
89: Always talk about your-self in 3rd person.
90: Insist that people must not refer to you in the 2nd person (especially if it is just implied) while talking to you.
91: Do tarot readings in bars for beer or wine - actually *somehow* I've never irritated anyone doing that - perhaps I'm going to appropriate bars - shruggs
87: While walking around at night flip most (but not all) mail box flags up ...
88: Go to the supermarket wearing roller-blades ...
89: Always talk about your-self in 3rd person.
90: Insist that people must not refer to you in the 2nd person (especially if it is just implied) while talking to you.
91: Do tarot readings in bars for beer or wine - actually *somehow* I've never irritated anyone doing that - perhaps I'm going to appropriate bars - shruggs
