Mountain Crown
The Living Force
A cab driver with a nun for a passenger can’t stop glancing at her through his rear view mirror.
Aware of his obsession, she asked if there was anything wrong, and that she’d willing to help if he’d like to talk about it.
After replying that it’d be too embarrassing, he continued in his unusual behavior, so the nun eventually convinced him to reveal his thoughts.
“Well, I’m sorry sister, but ever since I can remember I’ve always wanted to know what it’d be like to be kissed by a nun.”
“I can help you son,” she said agreeably, “but there are two conditions which must be met. First, you must be single and second, you must be Catholic."
Pulling over to a stop, he happily states that he’s both single and Catholic, so they passionately kiss.
Continuing the drive he later confesses that he’s really married and that he’s Jewish.
“I’ve got a confession as well,” the nun answers, “my name is Kevin, and I’m on my way to a costume party!”
Aware of his obsession, she asked if there was anything wrong, and that she’d willing to help if he’d like to talk about it.
After replying that it’d be too embarrassing, he continued in his unusual behavior, so the nun eventually convinced him to reveal his thoughts.
“Well, I’m sorry sister, but ever since I can remember I’ve always wanted to know what it’d be like to be kissed by a nun.”
“I can help you son,” she said agreeably, “but there are two conditions which must be met. First, you must be single and second, you must be Catholic."
Pulling over to a stop, he happily states that he’s both single and Catholic, so they passionately kiss.
Continuing the drive he later confesses that he’s really married and that he’s Jewish.
“I’ve got a confession as well,” the nun answers, “my name is Kevin, and I’m on my way to a costume party!”
