Lizzies in the Media
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A Disturbance in the Force
Re: Lizzies in the Media - hulu transcript
Here's a transcript of the hulu ad for those who cannot watch video:
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(Alec Baldwin standing on the Hollywood hills in front of the iconic Hollywood Sign)
Hello Earth, I'm Alec Baldwin, "tv star".
(steps into an elevator in the Hollywood Sign).
You know, they say TV will rot your brain (laughs) that's absurd. TV only softens the brain, like a ripened banana, to take it all the way, we've created hulu.
Hulu beams TV directly to your portable computing devices, giving you more of the cerebral gelatinizing shows you want, anytime anywhere, for free.
(shows man watching clip of Baldwin's show on a laptop. Man laughs, a scanner drops scanning his brain which is shown shrinking in size as Baldwin leans toward the scanner.)
Mmmm, mushy mush.
And the best part is that there is nothing you can do to stop it. What are you going to do, turn off your TV AND your computer?
(Baldwin laughs loudly - man watching screen laughs - Baldwin laughs - man laughs - Baldwin stops and scowls at him, then laughs again.)
Once your brain is reduced to a cottage cheese like mush, we'll scoop them out with a melon baller and gobble them right on up.
Oops, I think I'm drooling a little.
(Baldwin wipes the side of his mouth with a handkerchief.)
(Baldwin walks a few steps and turns toward the camera - a reptilian tentacle emerges from inside Baldwin's suit jacket.)
Because we're aliens, and that's how we roll.
(reptilian appendage emerges from inside Baldwin's suit jacket and straightens his tie.)
voice over: hulu, an evil plot to destroy the world. Enjoy.
Here's a transcript of the hulu ad for those who cannot watch video:
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(Alec Baldwin standing on the Hollywood hills in front of the iconic Hollywood Sign)
Hello Earth, I'm Alec Baldwin, "tv star".
(steps into an elevator in the Hollywood Sign).
You know, they say TV will rot your brain (laughs) that's absurd. TV only softens the brain, like a ripened banana, to take it all the way, we've created hulu.
Hulu beams TV directly to your portable computing devices, giving you more of the cerebral gelatinizing shows you want, anytime anywhere, for free.
(shows man watching clip of Baldwin's show on a laptop. Man laughs, a scanner drops scanning his brain which is shown shrinking in size as Baldwin leans toward the scanner.)
Mmmm, mushy mush.
And the best part is that there is nothing you can do to stop it. What are you going to do, turn off your TV AND your computer?
(Baldwin laughs loudly - man watching screen laughs - Baldwin laughs - man laughs - Baldwin stops and scowls at him, then laughs again.)
Once your brain is reduced to a cottage cheese like mush, we'll scoop them out with a melon baller and gobble them right on up.
Oops, I think I'm drooling a little.
(Baldwin wipes the side of his mouth with a handkerchief.)
(Baldwin walks a few steps and turns toward the camera - a reptilian tentacle emerges from inside Baldwin's suit jacket.)
Because we're aliens, and that's how we roll.
(reptilian appendage emerges from inside Baldwin's suit jacket and straightens his tie.)
voice over: hulu, an evil plot to destroy the world. Enjoy.
spyraal
Jedi Master
Wow! 
I can't help wondering if this selective release of clues and information through advertising etc. is some kind of subtle trick to breach the law of Free Will.
Maybe in a grand scale, this is just what little is needed to qualify as a "forewarning" thus providing a way to get the "unconscious" consent of people and by extend, their "license" to further manipulate our lives and edit our time line to their interest.
That is a scary thought indeed... :/
I can't help wondering if this selective release of clues and information through advertising etc. is some kind of subtle trick to breach the law of Free Will.
Maybe in a grand scale, this is just what little is needed to qualify as a "forewarning" thus providing a way to get the "unconscious" consent of people and by extend, their "license" to further manipulate our lives and edit our time line to their interest.
That is a scary thought indeed... :/
CrimsonEagle
Padawan Learner
When I saw the commercial with Alec Baldwin and I honestly felt like they were mocking everyone who recognizes that there is a consipiracy against the people of this planet. They are laughing at us.
Think about it. If you put 100 people in the room to watch that commercial and then stated to them that this was true, out of the 100 you would be lucky, very luck to get one that would realize that this is what they are doing and actually very accurate.
TV has rotted the brain of society. It is used for propoganda, distraction from the real events, the talking heads even dictate what reality is to us and many buy it lock stock and barrel.
These are only a few of the damages that TV has done to our society, so yes, they have turned the peoples mind to mush and they are feeding off it already.
I seen this commercial as them say "Hahaha, there is not a thing you can do about it"
Think about it. If you put 100 people in the room to watch that commercial and then stated to them that this was true, out of the 100 you would be lucky, very luck to get one that would realize that this is what they are doing and actually very accurate.
TV has rotted the brain of society. It is used for propoganda, distraction from the real events, the talking heads even dictate what reality is to us and many buy it lock stock and barrel.
These are only a few of the damages that TV has done to our society, so yes, they have turned the peoples mind to mush and they are feeding off it already.
I seen this commercial as them say "Hahaha, there is not a thing you can do about it"
FireShadow
Jedi Master
And/or, perhaps by putting the information in the form of a commercial, it is a way of "making fun" of the idea...everyone "knows" commercials are "not real", therefore, everyone will "know" that the information given is also "not real" and will not take it seriously if they come across the information in a more serious setting. It becomes marginalized information.
As in this case:
Saturday, we spent the day with some friends. My friend's 15 year old daughter (who is quite well read for one of her age) was telling me about this commercial. She said she liked it because it was "different". She was impressed with the "negative spin" in a commercial and saw it as only a marketing strategy.
(No, I did not say anything about the reality. I was able to keep my mouth shut for a change! Perhaps, I am making progress.)
As in this case:
Saturday, we spent the day with some friends. My friend's 15 year old daughter (who is quite well read for one of her age) was telling me about this commercial. She said she liked it because it was "different". She was impressed with the "negative spin" in a commercial and saw it as only a marketing strategy.
(No, I did not say anything about the reality. I was able to keep my mouth shut for a change! Perhaps, I am making progress.)
Interesting about the mockery, I hadn't picked up on it (strangely) until mentioned above.
I notice the same mockery is used on the news when talking about UFOs, and was even used about the Torture of prisoners (by the use of loud music) in the Afghan/Iraq war (until those humiliating pictures where released).
Call me slow here, but I think I've finally noticed twigged that anything that is (especially on TV/news, and then in society at large) made light of, ridiculed, marginalised and is surrounded by disinformation (basically twisted in the eyes of society) is probably really important. I'm starting to feel more angry about this than worried now....
I notice the same mockery is used on the news when talking about UFOs, and was even used about the Torture of prisoners (by the use of loud music) in the Afghan/Iraq war (until those humiliating pictures where released).
Call me slow here, but I think I've finally noticed twigged that anything that is (especially on TV/news, and then in society at large) made light of, ridiculed, marginalised and is surrounded by disinformation (basically twisted in the eyes of society) is probably really important. I'm starting to feel more angry about this than worried now....
pete02
The Living Force
I also spotted a SOBE commercial recently where football players were dancing around and changing back and forth from themselves into lizards and back again. This and that Baldwin commercial are both very strange and disturbing if you ask me. They are blatently come out of the closet and telling us about it in the meantime. Just today my brother was watching a CSI episode that shocked him because of all of the lizard talk I have been discussing with him. I didn't get a chance to see it but I tracked down a description of it:
Available Channels: CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
7:00pm SPK ch:36 60min 2007 TV-14
Leapin' Lizards
A blackjack dealer is murdered and several of the suspects belong to a strange UFO club whose members believe that shape-shifting aliens have mated with humans in order to conquer the human race. Shannon: Ally Sheedy. DeVere: Enrico Colantoni. Clarissa: Julie Hagerty.
The name of the episode is Leapin Lizards?! Gimme a break!
Available Channels: CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
7:00pm SPK ch:36 60min 2007 TV-14
Leapin' Lizards
A blackjack dealer is murdered and several of the suspects belong to a strange UFO club whose members believe that shape-shifting aliens have mated with humans in order to conquer the human race. Shannon: Ally Sheedy. DeVere: Enrico Colantoni. Clarissa: Julie Hagerty.
The name of the episode is Leapin Lizards?! Gimme a break!
RGG
Jedi Master
This smacks of COINTELPRO if you ask me.... What better way to hide reality than to take a seemingly outrageous conspiracy theory and make fun of it using hollywood glamour just to emphasize the non-reality of it. The beginning where the camera pans in on the Hollywood sign stuck in my head (always a red flag when it comes to advertising)and when i thought about why they would choose that as an intro, i was confused. But I think the creators are trying to make the audience link the story to an industry that is about entertainment and fiction and reduce it down to that.
Very clever whatever the motive...
Rx
Very clever whatever the motive...
Rx
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bedower
Jedi Master
[quote author=M.A.O. yesterday] Also this cloud formation appeared over time and manifested with very distaint characteristics...... [/quote]
We saw something very similar two nights ago, just as dusk was falling, so the cloud was a sort of transluscent grey merging into dark grey (the weather had been gloomy and windy during the day). By the time we could pull over to photograph it, the formation had changed, closing up the 'funnel' in the middle of the shape.
We saw something very similar two nights ago, just as dusk was falling, so the cloud was a sort of transluscent grey merging into dark grey (the weather had been gloomy and windy during the day). By the time we could pull over to photograph it, the formation had changed, closing up the 'funnel' in the middle of the shape.
SeekingtheTruth
Jedi
New "Alien" Hulu commercial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CMWkesiVD4&feature=player_embedded
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CMWkesiVD4&feature=player_embedded
EdgeofDawn
Jedi
Here's a pic from an email I got from Steep and Cheap back on 2/19.
