Get ready for 14 terrible puns.
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All things bright and beautiful, all creatures great and small
The cuddly and the furry ones, I love to eat them all (ohh, ohh, ohh)
I am a carnivore, and I'm proud to say
I eat meat for breakfast, tea and dinner every day
I am a carnivore, I cannot deny it
Moo cows, pigs and baa lambs are my staple diet
It is not perverted, it is not a crime
I know lots of people who do it all the time (I should say so!)
I am a carnivore, and I'm glad to say
There's many other carnivores gathered here today
Fellow carnivores, we meat again. (1) It touches my heart to be in a nice joint like this. (3) It really is a lovely plaice (4) and I'm so glad we can fillet. (5) If I only re-veal it (6), I know many of us live a fowl life. (7) We get in some terrible stews (8 1/2), but there's a lot at steak (9), so let's not duck our responsibilities. (10) Let's have no more beefing (11) because the next one's for the chop (12). And now let us join together in a little song entitled Sir Loin, It's Been Good To Gnaw You! (14 - it's a record! HURRAY!)
We are carnivores, we want the world to know
Better hide your life, or "chomp chomp chomp" we go
Carnivorous together, I've been one all my life
I really must invite you to come home and eat my wife (Sounds tasty!)
We are carnivores, and we're proud to say
We eat meat for breakfast, tea and dinner every day