I received that this morning from a civil servant friend.
You are feeling alone ?
You are sad to work alone in our corner ?
You hate to take decisions ?
GO TO A MEETING
Then you could:
Meet people
Create schedules
Feel important
Impress your coworkers
Drink coffee
Talk to everyone at the same time
Scribble on your notepad
Look clever
Approve by a head-shaking
And all of that during the work’s hours
MEETINGS
An useful alternative to work
You are feeling alone ?
You are sad to work alone in our corner ?
You hate to take decisions ?
GO TO A MEETING
Then you could:
Meet people
Create schedules
Feel important
Impress your coworkers
Drink coffee
Talk to everyone at the same time
Scribble on your notepad
Look clever
Approve by a head-shaking
And all of that during the work’s hours
MEETINGS
An useful alternative to work