News reporters literally talking gibberish

[anart]

Of course we can't verify, and I don't know much about the production of a news show - But could some of them be talking gibberish because of a messed up teleprompter? If they are just suppose to read, without question, whatever comes up on the screen, they might just be reading what is being shown to them. In their confusion they just keep it going instead of saying "sorry folks, the teleprompter isn't functioning properly."

Just a thought.

Either way, I couldn't help but laugh. lol

I think the story mentions that there were no problems with the teleprompters, at least one of the stories covering this that I read mentioned that. I didn't make me laugh, actually - it made me rather uneasy.

 

[Rich]

Of course we can't verify, and I don't know much about the production of a news show - But could some of them be talking gibberish because of a messed up teleprompter? If they are just suppose to read, without question, whatever comes up on the screen, they might just be reading what is being shown to them. In their confusion they just keep it going instead of saying "sorry folks, the teleprompter isn't functioning properly."

Just a thought.

Either way, I couldn't help but laugh. lol

That was my first thought at an explanation too Dawn, but then looking closer it didn't seem to me that they were all reading from a teleprompter. It is really weird and amusing one :D

 

[Bar Kochba]

If I'd just landed here from a remote country and didn't know the first thing about the English language, and I watched some of these clips, I wouldn't even guess that the newscasters were speaking gibberish. They spoke it as if they were actually making sense, which leads me to believe that perhaps they weren't aware of what was coming out their mouths. Maybe. :/

 

[clerck de bonk]

If I'd just landed here from a remote country and didn't know the first thing about the English language, and I watched some of these clips, I wouldn't even guess that the newscasters were speaking gibberish. They spoke it as if they were actually making sense, which leads me to believe that perhaps they weren't aware of what was coming out their mouths. Maybe. :/

I think they were very aware, look at their faces and postures. Dont look 'comfy' to me.

 

[Joe]

http://www.sott.net/articles/show/226667-The-mystery-of-the-TV-presenters-who-suddenly-started-talking-gibberish

I think it's due to budget cuts. This is what happens when they use those cheap, made in China batteries in their robots. Drones need Duracells to keep going and going. :P

Funny you should mention that. I was reading this last night in the Wave book 3. From a session that started with questions about the "Roswell crash" and then moved into even more interesting territory:

Q: (L) There were 5 humans inside, so we have... (LM) Why? (L)

Why were those humans in the craft?

A: Retrieval and study specimens, two big foot types.

Q: (L) Does that mean that the humans that they had in there were

retrieval and study specimens, or otherwise known as abductees?

A: Deceased.

Q: (L) Oh, they were dead humans. Wonderful. Did they abduct

them dead? Or did they abduct them alive?

A: No.

Q: (L) Did they abduct them alive and then kill them?

A: No.

Q: (L) Were they dead as a result of the crash?

A: No.

Q: (L) Well, then, what's the story here, I mean, what other choices

do I have?

A: Retrieved.

Q: (L) Ohh, these were beings that had been retrieved at death and remolecularized? Is that what you are referring to, what we discussed before?

A: 3rd density.

Q: (L) Were they remolecularized in third density? Is that what you are saying?

A: Retrieved in 3rd density.

Q: (L) OK, tell me once again what it means for a being, a human to be retrieved.

A: Picked up after expiration.

Q: (L) OK, so they picked up dead bodies, is that it?

A: Yes.

Q: (LM) Why? (L) To study them. OK, did they plan to reanimate these corpses?

A: Open.

Q: (L) Do they ever pick up dead bodies, you know, right after, and reanimate them?

A: Yes.

Q: (L) When they pick them up and reanimate them, do they reanimate them with the souls that left them? Do they like, catch the soul and put it back in?

A: No.

Q: (L) When they reanimate them, do they reanimate them with an alien soul?

A: Multiple possibilities.

Q: (L) If they reanimate them, is it possible to reanimate them with no soul?

A: Yes.

Q: (L) OK, when they reanimate them with no soul, do they have kind of like a zombie-like situation?

A: No.

Q: (L) Well, could you give us a little more information on this particular aspect? If they reanimate them with no soul, what is the animating force or energy?

A: Indistinguishable from other humans.

Q: (L) They're indistinguishable from other humans. (LM) How is that possible?

A: Technology makes all things possible!!!

Q: (L) Of course, you are talking about 4th density technology?

A: Yes.

Q: (L) What form of... Now, a reanimated corpse that has been animated by infusion of some form of an energy pattern... (SV) Is it 'chi' energy, maybe? (L) What if the reanimated corpse dies again, I mean, you have got to understand here, that we perceive the soul as being the animating force of the physical body, and when the soul is gone, the body dies. Is that correct?

A: You are making assumptions based on limited data.

Q: (L) OK, well, will you expand my database by telling me how a corpse can be reanimated if not done by a... if not with a soul?

A: Complex technology, using electronic biogeneration frequency matching, combined with extremely high frequency radio beacon transmitters for tracking and control of all functions, including thought pattern mimic and emotional frequency vibrational rate modulation!!!!

Q: (L) If they're doing this, does it make the physical body...

A: Yes.

Q: (L) The blood, the heartbeat and everything...

A: All functions, including cellular, duplicated.

Q: (SV) What about the aura? (L) Would a being such as this still have an aura?

A: Projected.

Q: (L) OK, that would be projected, along with all of the frequencies, and everything else. Now... (SV) Are there a lot of dead people walking around?

A: This is method used for subjects discussed in "Matrix Material" instead of "Robots", as suggested.

Q: (L) Is there any way that a normal person would be able to identify such a being?

A: No.

Q: (L) Approximately how many of this type of being are walking around on our planet, acting like normal people?

A: 2,000,000.

Q: (L) Approximately 2 million?

A: Yes.

Q: (L) OK...

A: You, Laura, have come in contact with 7 of them!

Q: (L) Who are they?

A: Discover.

Q: (L) Can you give me a clue, has it been within the last... (SV) Am I one of them? [Laughter] Well, you never know! (L) Are any of us one of them?

A: Discover.

Q: (SV) Ask if you've done spirit release on any of these seven? (L) Has this contact happened within the past year?

A: Open.

Q: (L) Are you going to tell me anything about it at all? If there is any question I could ask to get any information concerning this, consider it asked.

A: Who is nutritionist?

Q: (SV) Is that the one who wrote the book? SVS***? (L) She's not a nutritionist. (SV) Who do you know that's a nutritionist? Isn't she a nutritionist, the one that wrote that book? (L) Do you mean SVS***?

A: Yes.

Q: (LM) I find that hard to believe. (F) Is SVS*** a robot? (LM) When did she die?

A: Open. All it takes is a "hospital visit." [Laura's note: To my knowledge, SVS*** has been hospitalized for surgery at least twice.]

Q: (LM) Then what happens? (SV) All what takes? (LM) It doesn't make sense. (L) Maybe there's a death certificate for her...

A: Yes it does.

Q: (L) Does this mean if one goes into a hospital for surgery, that it's possible for them to die and be reanimated in this manner? Without anybody being aware of what happened?

A: Yes.

Q: (LM) Why? (L) Well, we know why, because they're creating a force, you know, putting it in place all over the planet so they can take over... We already know that! Is that correct?

A: Open.

Q: (LM) What's open mean? (L) Open means that's not absolutely determined yet, at this time, that's not something that they're just... it could be, yes. (L) So, you're saying that SVS*** was one of these robotoids, is that what you 're saying?

A: We gave you one for your own knowledge and protection, but cannot give you others at this juncture. [Laura's note: Does this mean they can be given at another time, after a particular, destined interaction takes place?]

Q: (L) Is it up to me to figure out what characteristics these individuals have, in order to...

A: Based upon data given, yes.

Q: (L) OK, is one of the, I mean, I'm clicking right now, one of the characteristics I think, that these kind of individuals might have, since they have this projected emotional frequency, would be a repeating emotional pattern, that they just simply, in spite of seeming intelligence, do not seem to learn from anything; that it just repeats over and over again, is that a clue?

A: Yes.

(L) Is there any kind of instinctual sensation that one would get about these types of individuals?

A: Bland.

Q: (L) That they're bland in some way? Is that it, that these individuals are bland individuals?

A: Spend inordinate amounts of "time" in solitude.

Q: (SV) Am I one? (L) Of course not! Don't be silly! Now, let's stop a second. Now, we had several questions, and one of the questions was...

A: Bland is not universal in this situation, just a clue for you to identify individual.

Q: (L) OK, bland is just part of it.

A: Not key component, more likely to be spreading of disinformation.

Q: Do these beings know what they are?

A: Not conscious beings!

which makes we wonder if any of these reporters had a brush with death at some point in their lives...

 

[RedFox]

I didn't make me laugh, actually - it made me rather uneasy.

Same here....
I kept looking for a sign that they where aware of what was happening to them....if it happened to one of us, I'd like to think we'd notice and stop and analyse the situation.
They just seemed to plough on through without really missing a beat and saying (internally) what the heck is going on here?
Maybe I'm projecting too much....and there where some signs of distress in the first video (for a moment at least, then she carried on).....maybe that's what you do in TV, just carry on regardless?

I guess it wasn't just the mixed up language I found creepy...it was there reaction to the situation too.

 

[clerck de bonk]

I didn't make me laugh, actually - it made me rather uneasy.

Same here....
I kept looking for a sign that they where aware of what was happening to them....if it happened to one of us, I'd like to think we'd notice and stop and analyse the situation.
They just seemed to plough on through without really missing a beat and saying (internally) what the heck is going on here?
Maybe I'm projecting too much....and there where some signs of distress in the first video (for a moment at least, then she carried on).....maybe that's what you do in TV, just carry on regardless?

I guess it wasn't just the mixed up language I found creepy...it was there reaction to the situation too.

It seems I have to backtrack what I said earlier. I watched the clips again and this time without sound. I don't know about the ladies but the guy seem really uncomfortable with the situation to me.

 

[Aliana]

The OP interface malfunctioning was one of my thoughts while watching the videos. It could be one of the options though as has been pointed out it could be a combination of different things, the weirdness factor keeps growing by the day.

So in general more signs of the times. It's disintegration all over and these people might be showing the early, more advanced signs of that disintegration.

I was thinking the same thing. Like a software programming glitch in the machines! I'd like to think it's a sign that the near-complete control of the US media is not so perfect and as complete as they would like. It may be wishful thinking on my part, though. :P

Cosmic energies being what they are - there will be malfunctioning units and i suspect there will be more of this kind of thing. It should be interesting..

I certainly have felt the intensity lately - not sleeping well and just generally more stressed. I have spent many nights lately lying awake in the dark doing pipe breathing over and over..and ever so thankful I know to do this!!!

 

[taitai]

To add my 5c worth - I suffer from hemiplegic migraine attacks, which not only paralyse one side of the body, but also scramble my thoughts, also with rather amusing ( to others!) results. It also affects my writing & spelling, & the more I try to correct what I have just said or written, the worse it often becomes. For example, I once left a message for a colleague at work when I felt an attack approaching, stating that I was "going wrong" but that I would "vile in" the next day.

But what fascinates me is that hemiplegic migraine used to be very rare, apparently - yet now it is far more "mainstream"; even the pharmacist where I fill my prescription has it!

At times, I know exactly what I need to do, but feel unable to summon up the will power to actually do it - I have sat staring at something I was going to pick up for over 10 minutes, in a state of self-observation which was exceptionally lucid, but during which I could not/would not move a muscle. I'd be most grateful if someone would kindly point me to the session in the transcripts which deals with the neurological disorder which is going to become more prevalent, please.

BTW, I've had MRI tests etc, & there is no apparent physical damage to the brain itself; I am convinced it is caused by some sort of electrical disturbance, either internally or possibly even by something of external origin (CMES?)

I tend to think that working around electronic equipment, & most especially wearing an earpiece for TV presentation (I also used to work in broadcasting)or headphones, could directly influence the brain.

I have experimented with listening to binaural beats, especially the Schumann resonance (which seems to be calming) - has anyone else tried this?

 

[Joe]

I'd be most grateful if someone would kindly point me to the session in the transcripts which deals with the neurological disorder which is going to become more prevalent, please.

Maybe this is the one you are referring to?

http://cassiopaea.org/forum/index.php?topic=12737.0

 

[Woodsman]

This gibberish story has made main-stream news with several of the big agencies. I guess if one of your own is affected. . .

But the amount of reflex does seem a little odd.

Though the story which jumped out was the ABC version which responded directly to some of the very theories about EM manipulation being discussed.

_http://ca.news.yahoo.com/video/odd-22186925/reporter-s-gibberish-a-gov-t-conspiracy-24794842.html

Even the "Discovery Channel" did an article on it, taking the opportunity to mention Auras as a symptom of the medically-approved malady being offered to explain things.

_http://news.discovery.com/human/reporters-gibberish-reveals-migraines-complexity.html

One of my earliest migraine memories is seeing lines of words suddenly float off the page of a book I was reading and start rotating in circles. These kinds of eye tricks are one form of migraine aura -- a condition experienced by about one in five people before a migraine

That seems like rather a lot of "doth protest" me thinks. Is it too much? Hmm. Either way, this whole story sure seems to have hit a bit of a nerve.

 

[taitai]

Thank you for that link, Perceval.

BTW, as regards what was said about migraines, from personal experience I can vouch for the fact that migraine with aura & also visual snow, is a very real & complex issue, & not a matter of the establishment "protesting too much".

At times, I simply have to work on the premise that the floor is still flat, & not undulating or sloping, although I may perceive it to be very different form consensus reality.

The medical establishment can so far not give sufferers a real answer as to the cause, or a real cure - but the symptoms are well documented, there is even mgraine art produced by sufferers, depicting what is seen & experienced; please see Dr Klaus Podols' work in this regard.

 

[Woodsman]

Thank you for that link, Perceval.

BTW, as regards what was said about migraines, from personal experience I can vouch for the fact that migraine with aura & also visual snow, is a very real & complex issue, & not a matter of the establishment "protesting too much".

At times, I simply have to work on the premise that the floor is still flat, & not undulating or sloping, although I may perceive it to be very different form consensus reality.

The medical establishment can so far not give sufferers a real answer as to the cause, or a real cure - but the symptoms are well documented, there is even mgraine art produced by sufferers, depicting what is seen & experienced; please see Dr Klaus Podols' work in this regard.

Yeah, I've experienced similar visual weirdness accompanied by what I've been told are, "painless migraines". I get nausea and the various head-ache symptoms, but no head-ache, and I'd see weird visual distortions.

I wouldn't be surprised if head-aches were indeed the cause of the present fuss. But Venus has also been the culprit behind numerous UFO reports, swamps do sometimes glow weirdly at night, and if you light a candle under a bag, it will fly up into the sky and be very impressive. But that doesn't mean we should stop paying attention to UFO reports.

There's an old logic joke. . .

"All cows are animals, therefore all animals are cows." ;)

It never hurts to consider and research the possibilities.

 

[Tigersoap]

Serene Branson explanation of talking gibberish:

"I knew something wasn't right as soon as I opened my mouth," Branson said. "I hadn't been feeling well a little bit before the live shot. I had a headache, my vision was very blurry. I knew something wasn't right, but I just thought I was tired. So when I opened my mouth, I thought, 'This is more than just being tired. Something is terribly wrong.' I wanted to say, 'Lady Antebellum swept the Grammys.' And I could think of the words, but I could not get them coming out properly."

Maller, who was on-location with the veteran reporter, said, "After the live shot, she dropped the microphone and got very wobbly."...

...She recalled, "They sat me down immediately. I dropped the microphone. Right after that, my cheek went numb, my hand went numb, my right hand went numb and I started to cry. I was scared. I didn't know what had gone on and I was embarrassed and fearful."...

..."I had headaches throughout my life, but never what I would have called a migraine," she said. "And the doctor ran lots of tests. I saw some of the best doctors in the world, top neurologists and cardiologists. They ran tests for three days. I was there for nine hours Monday, back for nine hours the next day and finally they diagnosed me with migraine aura, which is much more serious than what people think of as a migraine."

_http://www.kktv.com/home/headlines/116470673.html

Most news reported it as either a mild stroke or heavy migraine but I don't think it has been confirmed at all.

Her Bio is here

_http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/personality/serene-branson/

Serene previously worked at the CBS affiliate in Sacramento, where she had the opportunity to cover state politics and Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. She was one of only a handful of media witnesses chosen to watch the execution of convicted killer Clarence Ray Allen at San Quentin State prison. Serene also landed an exclusive interview with one of the few sexually violent predators released from the Atascadero State Mental Hospital. She has covered some of California’s largest natural disasters including wildfires and floods.

 

[alphonse]

This one is bonkers too!

Politicians are no strangers to sounding stupid on Radio or TV but this is unbeliveable.
Labour Leader Ed Milliband answers the interviewers questions with the same response 6 times!
He dosen't appear to be trying to be funny or clever - it appears they are his genuine replies.

Worth a look - I found it a bit creepy.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-13971770