No Parent Left Behind!

[Vulcan59]

Got this in my email today.

I promise you cannot read these and not laugh. These are real notes written by parents in the Memphis school district. Spellings have been left intact....


1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.

2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.

3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.

4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating.

5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

10. Please excuse ray friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

11. Please excuse Lesli from being absent yesterday. She had diahre dyrea, direathe the shits.

12. Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.

13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

14. Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because i don't know what size she wear.

16. Please excuse jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch,
and when we found it monday. We thought it was sunday.

17. Sally won't be in school a week from friday. We have to attend her funeral.

18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines.

19.. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

20. Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

22. Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.

23. Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she had a fever, sorethroat, headache and upset stomach. Her
sister was also sick, fever an sore throat , her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best
either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

Now we know why parents are screaming for better education for our kids.!

 

[Mountain Crown]

Thanks Vulcan59!

 

[Bo]

LOL!!!!!!! number 16 and 23

 

[1984]

While this is obviously supposed to be funny, it does show a rather good comparison to the sad state that is now most US children's educational achievements passed on from the parents.

 

[OzRich]

While this is obviously supposed to be funny, it does show a rather good comparison to the sad state that is now most US children's educational achievements passed on from the parents.

Agree. After I migrated to Australia in '81 I was shocked when I discovered how many people here can't spell properly and many can't even write or have difficulties with reading !
They rely on mainstream media about just about everything. Pathocrats have done very good job!

 

[shellycheval]

Like advice column writers, Ann Landers and Dear Abby used to say--"You can't make this stuff up!" Reality--whatever exactly that is--is stranger than fiction! Sadly, I agree that communication with the parents of students often reveals just how well the dumbing-down process initiated by a pathocratic society has succeeded.
shellycheval

 

[Jeremy F Kreuz]

and it shows/ reveals how some parents really look at/ think about their children. No wonder why some children feel guilty to be alive.

Please execute him.

i had her shot.

He has very loose vowels.

because he missed his bust.

Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

because i don't know what size she wear.

We have to attend her funeral.

she was having a gangover.

 

[Alejo]

LMAO!! amazing!! thank you!!

 

[Gawan]

I promise you cannot read these and not laugh. These are real notes written by parents in the Memphis school district. Spellings have been left intact....

Absolutely!!! Thanks for sharing Vulcan.

While this is obviously supposed to be funny, it does show a rather good comparison to the sad state that is now most US children's educational achievements passed on from the parents.

Yes, that is the downside of this joke. I only thought, should it really be funny, because actually it is sad...
And education passes on from one generation to the next, as an unfortunate example, the poor have to stay poor because the kids don't learn otherwise (from their parents).

and it shows/ reveals how some parents really look at/ think about their children. No wonder why some children feel guilty to be alive.

Please execute him.

i had her shot.

Maybe these are Freudian slips on the parents parts.

 

[Juba]

Thanks Vulcan this one is best so far:)))))))))))))))))))))))))

 

[anothermagyar]

[quote author=1984]While this is obviously supposed to be funny, it does show a rather good comparison to the sad state that is now most US children's educational achievements passed on from the parents. Shocked[/quote]
Very sad, indeed. English is my second language, and I live in the States 7 years, but I'm shocked, how many people can't use proper English, specially when it's written. But what should we expect when even the former president can't use the right English?!? :O

 

[Helle]

HAHA ! :P I feel sorry for those kids!