Real MI6 job-ad, need Photoshop experience :)

GRiM

The Living Force
_http://www.mi6.gov.uk/output/Page688.html said:
ARTWORKER

In many ways, this is an artworking job like any other. But you'll have the satisfaction of knowing that the ultimate purpose of everything you do is to protect the UK. You'll also benefit from very high-quality training in your specialist skills.

We're sure you'll understand that as an organisation that collects secret intelligence, we can't tell you a great deal about what you'll be doing. However, we can tell you you'll use the skills you've developed to produce computer generated artwork for print, web and media. You'll also have the chance to rapidly develop your knowledge of pre-press and printing techniques in a fascinating work environment, within our friendly Design and Print team.

Articulate, customer-focused and helpful, you'll be the ideal addition - particularly if you've worked in a Mac-based environment using Adobe CS and Quark XPress.
*my bold :) I wonder what they will use photoshop for?
 
That's quite interesting. That's proably why the controlled demolition explosions don't show up in much/any of the World Trade Center pictures and only in the videos. I could just be imagining things, but when I heard about that theory, I wondered why I could never see the 'explosions' in the pictures.
 
interesting! seems CIA has positions like this as well:

_https://www(dot)cia(dot)gov/careers/jobs/view-all-jobs/graphic-designer.html

Graphic Designer
Work Schedule: Full Time
Salary: $44,465 – $86,801*
Location: Washington, DC metropolitan area

Graphic Designers provide traditional printing, Web and multimedia support to the CIA's intelligence efforts. They use the latest technology to provide high-quality products utilized by policymakers throughout the federal government, including the President of the United States.

Graphic Designers also support Agency customers with hard- and soft-copy products, including Web sites, and they are responsible for a wide range of routine-to-complex projects such as: Web design, publications, brochures, cover design, posters, briefings, illustration, logos and exhibits. Opportunities exist to participate in internal training as well as external workshops and conferences.
 
JonnyRadar said:
interesting! seems CIA has positions like this as well:

_https://www(dot)cia(dot)gov/careers/jobs/view-all-jobs/graphic-designer.html

Graphic Designer
Work Schedule: Full Time
Salary: $44,465 – $86,801*
Location: Washington, DC metropolitan area

Graphic Designers provide traditional printing, Web and multimedia support to the CIA's intelligence efforts. They use the latest technology to provide high-quality products utilized by policymakers throughout the federal government, including the President of the United States.

Graphic Designers also support Agency customers with hard- and soft-copy products, including Web sites, and they are responsible for a wide range of routine-to-complex projects such as: Web design, publications, brochures, cover design, posters, briefings, illustration, logos and exhibits. Opportunities exist to participate in internal training as well as external workshops and conferences.
Quite a range in that position, salary-wise. Guess they're casting their net pretty wide.

To those who think this is an opportunity, read on.

They're looking for those people who don't actually notice the effect or real nature of their work, self-absorbed in their pursuit of "living the dream" and those who are willing to "just making a living", with the all important goal of upgrading to the next, bestest IPod.

Here's a tip: If in the course of an interview, they ask you to imagine this scenario: "You come across a turtle in the desert, and you flip it on it's back, knowing it will die. Why?" And you say: " I dunno, it doesn't matter". You're in.


Enjoy your empty, manufactured status. (But I'm sure you don't see why there's a problem here.)

*sigh*
 
Strange it is funny yet has a hint of the sheer terror of the situation.

"Graphic Designers provide traditional printing (help make propaganda into visually stunning sensations),
Web and multimedia support to the CIA's intelligence efforts (work with/for Al-CIAda).
They use the latest technology to provide high-quality products utilized by policymakers throughout the federal government (work with antagonists, psycho-neuro-narciss-paths),
including the President of the United States (and liars).

Or break up the last sentence: They use .. technology to .. utilize.. policymakers throughout the federal government, including the President..

Sorry gettin' my kicks. :)
 
Yes, it's a real hoot! And yeah, it tells us how horrible things are. Maybe somebody would like to set it up as an article for sott.net?
 
Syrian envoy says CIA fabricated evidence By PAMELA HESS , Associated Press Writer last updated: April 27, 2008 07:12:35 AM

WASHINGTON —

Syria's ambassador to the United States said Friday that the CIA fabricated pictures allegedly taken inside a secret Syrian nuclear reactor and predicted that in the coming weeks the U.S. story about the site would "implode from within."

"The photos presented to me yesterday were ludicrous, laughable," Ambassador Imad Moustapha told reporters at his Washington residence.

However, he refused to say what the building in the remote eastern desert of Syria was used for before Israeli jets bombed it in September 2007.

Senior U.S. intelligence officials said Thursday they believe it was a secret nuclear reactor meant to produce plutonium, which can be used to make high-yield nuclear weapons. They alleged that North Korea aided in the design, construction and outfitting of the building.

Syria bulldozed the building's ruins a month after it was bombed and constructed a new, larger building in its place, leaving little or no evidence of what had been on the site.

Moustapha would not explain the purpose of the new building. But he said the lack of military checkpoints, air defenses or barbed wire fences around either building should show that it was not a sensitive facility.

So far, Syria has not allowed the International Atomic Energy Agency to inspect the area.

Syria's ambassador to the United Nations, Bashar Ja'afari, pledged on Friday to cooperate with the IAEA and suggested that "the main target of the American CIA allegations against Syria is to justify the Israeli attack against the Syrian side."

In a message to employees, CIA Director Michael Hayden praised the agency's "outstanding" work, calling it "a case study in rigorous analytic tradecraft, skillful human and technical collection."

But some outside nuclear experts were questioning some of the CIA's analysis, though not disputing its conclusions.

David Albright, president of the nonprofit Institute for Science and International Security, analyzed commercial satellite imagery of the bombed facility last fall and surmised then it was a nuclear reactor. He questioned the intelligence agencies' conclusion that the reactor was within months or weeks of completion.
[note to self: google Science and International Security]
"It's not clear-cut it was ready to turn on," Albright said.

He also took issue with the Bush administration's assertion that the reactor was solely intended to support a nuclear weapons program. Officials said Thursday the reactor was ill-suited for electrical generation - it lacked distribution wires or substations - and did not bear the hallmarks of a research reactor. They concluded the plutonium was therefore meant for weapons but acknowledged they had no direct evidence of that.

Almost all reactors produce plutonium, even those dedicated to peaceful purposes, Albright said.

"Civilian uses are possible and cannot be dismissed out of hand," he said. "I think the CIA and the White House have not shown that the only possibility for this reactor is that it was to make plutonium for nuclear weapons."

"It very well could be true," he said, "but it is far less than ironclad, absent other information."

According to the CIA, the Syrian reactor was modeled on a small North Korean reactor built at Yongbyon. That facility produced a small amount of plutonium for nuclear weapons. Albright said that facility was also a research effort to determine if the North Koreans could scale up the model to produce electricity efficiently.

Siegfried Hecker, the co-director for Stanford University's Center for International Security and Cooperation, said the evidence strongly suggests Syria's intention was to produce plutonium. He agreed with the assessment that the plant was not well-suited for generating electricity.

"On the other hand, it was the best path to bomb-grade plutonium," he said. "That was most likely the primary purpose of this facility."

One piece of evidence that casts doubt on Syrian intentions to produce plutonium for weapons was the absence of a reprocessing facility, necessary to extract plutonium from spent nuclear fuel.

But Anthony Cordesman, a military expert with the Center for Strategic and International Studies, said that may not have been a serious impediment. Syria could quickly build such a reprocessing capability, he said.

Cordesman also said the CIA undercut its case against Syria by not explaining how a plutonium-producing reactor would fit into Syria's "long history" of suspicious activities that suggest it is trying to develop nuclear, chemical and biological weapons.
 
...and the old 2006 story:

_http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/05/the-worst-photoshop-ive-ever-seen/

hajj2.jpg

VS original:
hajj3.jpg



Ps. if anyone is interested in writing a story about the photoshopping, and seems to be many "incidents" when I did a superficial search ie. not spending so much time, I will gladly help with material and or co-write.
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I found this article with Dr Hany Farid who developped tools to check the authenticity of digital images.

_http://www.digitaljournalist.org/issue0802/digital-forensics-an-interview-with-dr-hany-farid.html

You can see a panorama of various tampered images through time here :

_http://www.cs.dartmouth.edu/farid/research/digitaltampering/

His other research areas are over here if you're interested

_http://www.cs.dartmouth.edu/farid/research/

Note :

On further reading on Dr H. Farid I found this :

Farid, whose research is funded by an Alfred P. Sloan Fellowship, the
National Science Foundation and the U.S. Department of Homeland
Security, also works with law enforcement officials, government
representatives, and corporate leaders on this issue of authenticating
digital images. This research is part of Dartmouth's Institute for
Security Technology Studies.

uhm.
 
interesting find tigersoap! just found this article that also mentions farid's research:

_http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/07/13/popsci.digital.photos/index.html

[...]Before the digital age, photo-verification experts sought to examine the negative -- the single source of all existing prints. Today's equivalent of a negative is the RAW file. RAWs are output from a camera before any automatic adjustments have corrected hue and tone. They fix the image in its purest, unaltered state. But RAW files are unwieldy -- they don't look very good and are memory hogs -- hence only professional photographers tend to use them. Nor are they utterly trustworthy: Hackers have shown themselves capable of making a fake RAW file based on an existing photo, creating an apparent original.

But digital technology does provide clues that experts can exploit to identify the fakery. In most cameras, each cell registers just one color -- red, green or blue -- so the camera's microprocessor has to estimate the proper color based on the colors of neighboring cells, filling in the blanks through a process called interpolation. Interpolation creates a predictable pattern, a correlation among data points that is potentially recognizable, not by the naked eye but by pattern-recognition software programs.

Farid has developed algorithms that are remarkably adept at recognizing the telltale signs of forgeries. His software scans patterns in a data file's binary code, looking for the disruptions that indicate that an image has been altered. Farid, who has become the go-to guy in digital forensics, spends a great deal of time using Photoshop to create forgeries and composites and then studying their underlying data. What he's found is that most manipulations leave a statistical trail.[...]
since farid does work with the DHS, it doesn't seem that far a stretch that his research could also be used to create extremely convincing forgeries.
 
Is it possible to create a "genuinely fake" images if one works directly
at the "bit-level" given very powerful image programs perhaps available
only to 3-letter-agencies? Never mind programs such as Adobe and other
similar programs as they are given for commercial use - but what about other
proprietary programs (in-house or external/compartmentalized sources) and
systems that are much more powerful and available only to certain government
agencies?

Can images be created/manipulated "at-will" by other sources, digitally photographed
with a common dig-camera afterwards, then get converted into various public formats
into "diluted form" and for public consumption? Would this process or other processes
preserve a standard "statistical trail" if done in a proper way, thus erasing/diluting any
traces as to it's original source?

As to the photos of the "nuclear" site in Syria, is it possible that the US provided
photo was not taken from Syria but created elsewhere? Hard to pin down locality
with a single photo inside a building and it is hard for me to believe that the Syrians
did not take pictures inside/outside the building before/after the bombing and offer
"proof" countering the US claims, assuming if they had, but choose not to due to
some sensitivities we do not know about?

Seems that there are too many possibilities to consider and that picture alone,
may not sufficient, in and of itself, without other supporting evidence?

FWIW,
Dan
 
i seem to remember a session where the Cs spoke of how many years the PTB's technologies are ahead of technologies in the public sector. (don't have the sessions with me now though, does anyone know which one that was?) sufficiently skilled graphic artists can already forge almost anything in a digital format, so, taking that into account, what you said doesn't seem unreasonable:

dant said:
Never mind programs such as Adobe and other similar programs as they are given for commercial use - but what about other proprietary programs (in-house or external/compartmentalized sources) and systems that are much more powerful and available only to certain government agencies?
this seems to correlate with the psychopath's constant "creation" of their preferred reality. with the ability to generate images pretty much at will, the PTB are quite literally able to "make it so" in the eyes of the public!
 
You are probably thinking of this one:

941119 said:
Q: (TL) Who made the monuments on Mars?
A: Atlanteans.
Q: (T) So, the Atlanteans had inter-planetary ability?
A: Yes. With ease. Atlantean technology makes yours look like the Neanderthal era.
Q: (T) Who created the structures on the moon that Richard Hoagland has discovered?
A: Atlanteans.
Q: (T) What did they use these structures for?
A: Energy transfer points for crystalline power/symbolism as in monuments or statuary.
Q: (T) What statuary are you referring to?
A: Example is face.
Q: (T) What power did these crystals gather?
A: Sun.
and/or

960504 said:
Q: (L) How long have they been doing this?
A: 14,000 years, approximately.
Q: (L) If they have been doing it that long, obviously the ones they have taken at the beginning have croaked and are of no use to
replace anybody on the earth unless they have been replacing people from time to time for various reasons...
A: No, their technology makes yours look like Neanderthal by comparison! Hibernation tubes... One heartbeat per hour, for
example.
Q: (TH) That means that for every year we live, they would live 4200 years... (L) Does any of this have anything to do with that crazy
pit at Oak Island?
A: In an offhand way.
 
Session: July 18 said:
A: UFT explains the "increased" gravity of Sol. But, is there not something in UFT about increase/decrease???
Q: (A) There is no reason for it to increase or decrease... but this is Einstein's theory which we were told is incorrect... (L) Well, maybe it is speed? When two things are rotating in tandem, when they come together, wouldn't it increase their speed, and doesn't speed increase gravity? (A) No, we were told that there is some interaction between gravity and EM wave, and this is what UFT is about... If we use other dimensions which we are supposed to use in this UFT, going with Kaluza-Klein, then the very concept of mass is something which is not so clear, and mass can be variable...
A: Yes, variability of physicality.
Q: (T) Fourth density. (A) We were told earlier that this UFT opens the door to other densities...
A: Yes.
Q: (A) And, some time ago Santilli was here and he had his own idea about UFT; gravity and anti-gravity, and he was told that he had a good idea of UFT, but that he only has one seventh of the equation. I don't understand why UFT has to go to other densities? Does it follow, or is it necessary once we have UFT, that the other densities will become clear in that they are necessary? How is it?
A: Fragmented inquiry.
Q: (A) Can we have a UFT which unifies EM and gravity and does not include the concept of other densities. In other words, can we put in a textbook all about the gravity and electromagnetics, and a student could learn all of this and still know nothing about other densities?
A: No. Other densities become apparent when...
Q: (A) So, it means that Einstein and Von Neumann knew about these other densities?
A: Yes, oh yes!!!
Q: (T) Just a thought: having UFT and being able to manipulate different fields within it, creates different effects. So, as we understand it in the apparent present state of science, we have to spin something in space in order to create gravity. But, with the UFT, one small offshoot is that one could create real gravity without spinning anything. So, the problem of weightlessness is really already solved...
A: Elementary my dear TR, elementary.
Q: (T) So, this whole thing with the space station and all the trouble they are having readapting to gravity when they come back, is all a game...
A: When you "let the cat out of the bag," you create an entire feline "nation."
Q: (T) So, we are capable of "Star Trek" right now?
A: In a sense, but there is so much more than that.
Q: (T) Of course. Most people would say that 'cutting edge' science is 25 years ahead of what we see, and I say it is more like a hundred years, and I am even off? Cutting edge science on this planet is more like 3 or 4 hundred years ahead?
A: More like 30 to 40,000 years "ahead!"
Q: (L) Is that because of 4th density influence and information?
A: Yes.
Q: (T) 30 to 40 thousand years? Let me get that number right...
A: Yes, at least.
 
I wonder when we will see a "remote Soul/astral-transfare device"(tm) in store, and dont forget to buy a "Transdimensional atomic remolecularization" as a accessory!

"Now you can make a replica body of yourself in 4D, fun for the whole family!" 299$
 
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