I've actually been seeing TV commercials lately showing Christians oppressed around the world. Must the followers of Left Behind and those other guys trying hard to make the predicted persecution of Christians look real.
"Ladies, when a man finally proposes to you, ask him one simple question: "How many genitals would you mutilate for me?" If you demand a hundred and he doesn't blink, he's a keeper. But, if he's David, who was sent after a hundred and then came back with twice that many just for the hell of it, well, you've got a love for the ages."
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