Guardian
The Cosmic Force
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
He took her into the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman opened her cell and escorted her back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal belongings.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see I pulled up behind you and you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a mean streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me To Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk; naturally, I figured you stole the car."
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
He took her into the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman opened her cell and escorted her back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal belongings.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see I pulled up behind you and you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a mean streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me To Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk; naturally, I figured you stole the car."
Good one. One is always changing like G said.
