Self-Annihilating Sentences

[strategic_butter]

"pretty ugly"
"near miss"
"irregardless"

:)

 

[skycsil]

One my mother loved and used a lot: "thank god I'm an atheist!"

 

[Deleted member 8431]

I fould this in a humor magasine on a fake/funny publicity. It's a warning message on a pack of cigarette.

"Health Canada has found that dying can kill."

 

[HowToBe]

Can I ask you a question?

I don't mean to intrude - I mean, except to ask you this question - but can I ask you another question? ;)

 

[HowToBe]

How about this one?

The point of this sentence is to point out that after a certain point a sentence becomes pointless.

 

[Zadius Sky]

I like these: :)

No one goes there anymore; it's too crowded.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
---W.C. Fields

We Scorpios don't believe in astrology.

Death is a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

He's deliberately unconscious.

I saw him do it when no one was looking.

(Ref: _http://www.ling.upenn.edu/~rclark/gorn.html)

 

[anka]

Since i joined the forum, i have been trying to add my bit to the networking, sharing, in order to learn. But the work that is being performed here by some of you is so broad, deep and well discussed out that it just does not happen me to think for a single moment that i have something to say which would add anything worthy to what has been already said.

However, this time i feel i must say something:

Thank you, guys, very much. This thread made my day today*

 

[darksai]

Quite an insidious phrase that hit me the other day was "mature content".

 

[beherenow]

How about this one. I think it was in one of Robert Anton Wilson's books.

" There's really only two kinds of people, one's who think there's only two kinds of people, and one's who don't."

 

[Nawd]

Since i joined the forum, i have been trying to add my bit to the networking, sharing, in order to learn. But the work that is being performed here by some of you is so broad, deep and well discussed out that it just does not happen me to think for a single moment that i have something to say which would add anything worthy to what has been already said.

However, this time i feel i must say something:

Thank you, guys, very much. This thread made my day today*

If a lot of people didn't join into the discussions, it wouldn't be networking. :)

Maybe you don't have to worry about not having anything to add. We won't know unless you try.

:D

 

[irjO]

"if that kills me and i die then its going to be bad"

 

[Karen]

A favorite of mine: If you die, I'll kill you!

 

[darksai]

I saw a Gordon Ramsey endorsement quote ad at the supermaket today, it went something like:
"This is no ordinary lamb. It's completely natural."

 

[Carl]

I saw a Gordon Ramsey endorsement quote ad at the supermaket today, it went something like:
"This is no ordinary lamb. It's completely natural."

that's brilliant, a sign of the times indeed.

 

[jclimacus]

"Don't look for truth; there is no truth."
--spoken by one of my undergraduate Literature professors at a California public university

(by the way, he's now head of the department)