Self-Annihilating Sentences

I fould this in a humor magasine on a fake/funny publicity. It's a warning message on a pack of cigarette.

"Health Canada has found that dying can kill."

:lol:
 
How about this one?

The point of this sentence is to point out that after a certain point a sentence becomes pointless.
 
Since i joined the forum, i have been trying to add my bit to the networking, sharing, in order to learn. But the work that is being performed here by some of you is so broad, deep and well discussed out that it just does not happen me to think for a single moment that i have something to say which would add anything worthy to what has been already said.

However, this time i feel i must say something:

Thank you, guys, very much. This thread made my day today*
 
How about this one. I think it was in one of Robert Anton Wilson's books.

" There's really only two kinds of people, one's who think there's only two kinds of people, and one's who don't."
 
anka said:
Since i joined the forum, i have been trying to add my bit to the networking, sharing, in order to learn. But the work that is being performed here by some of you is so broad, deep and well discussed out that it just does not happen me to think for a single moment that i have something to say which would add anything worthy to what has been already said.

However, this time i feel i must say something:

Thank you, guys, very much. This thread made my day today*

If a lot of people didn't join into the discussions, it wouldn't be networking. :)

Maybe you don't have to worry about not having anything to add. We won't know unless you try.

:D
 
I saw a Gordon Ramsey endorsement quote ad at the supermaket today, it went something like:
"This is no ordinary lamb. It's completely natural."
:rolleyes:
 
darksai said:
I saw a Gordon Ramsey endorsement quote ad at the supermaket today, it went something like:
"This is no ordinary lamb. It's completely natural."
:rolleyes:

:lol: that's brilliant, a sign of the times indeed.
 
"Don't look for truth; there is no truth."
--spoken by one of my undergraduate Literature professors at a California public university

(by the way, he's now head of the department)
 
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