Signs of the Times?


The Living Force
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Amazing. Maybe these informations are for ET? Because if not, we have a problem on earth.


Jedi Master
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Obviously written by the dumb for the dumber! Have to say, they made me smile. :D


Dagobah Resident
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Thanks for sharing treesparrow, they made me laugh ;D, and also reminded me of the movie Idiocracy, the movie about how the people in the near futer get really dumb...


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Received in mail (winter theme in the here and now):

But first snowman lesson (for those not well versed with snow):

But be careful:

It Snowed Last Night…

8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make
a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow
woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and
moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I
didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about
the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate
snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple
is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded
the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the
broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because
it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened
me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I
know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I
replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist,
homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up
trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children
were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched
down the street demanding for me to be arrested.


There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become
all because of snowflakes!
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