A variation on a well-known song - an interesting one to have for a karaoke session maybe? :D. Lyrics below if you feel inclined to sing along.
He walked up to me and asked me to get out of the dance
I asked for my money back he said the there wasn't a chance
Then he dragged me of the floor
He told me not to come back no more
The big ugly bouncer threw me out the door
And the he kicked me
Now each time he kicked me he couldn't wait to do it again
His shoes where so nice it seamed to take my mind of the pain
I started seeing stars above
I asked him not to be so rough
he said you always hurt the one you love
And the he kicked me
He kicked me in a place I've never been kicked before
He kicked me so hard I know I wont be dancing no more
I knew he was a swine when he gave me all the kicks that he had
He must have felt sorry cos he told me that I wasn't so bad
Then he picked me up off the floor
And promised not to hit me no more
He carried me back inside the door
And then he kissed me
And so I kicked him
and then he kicked me
and so I thumped him
and the he belted me
and so I smashed him