This is a bad , bad, bad joke ...

[Guardian]

I just saw it on a shirt, and I know I shouldn't laugh, I really shouldn't, 'cause it's VERY rude.... but I'm having a difficult time not ordering the shirt.

"My God carries a hammer.
Your God was nailed to a cross.
Any questions?"

 

[Kaigen]

:D my God told me how to make the hammer my self!

 

[HiThere]

 

[Human]

;D

 

[Laura]

I'd wear the shirt!

 

[Guardian]

I'd wear the shirt!

There's a disclaimer on the sales page

_http://www.etsy.com/listing/50903557/thor-t-shirt-2x-or-3x

"***This shirt is not meant to insult another religion, as we have a deep reverence for other religions. We believe that everyone has the right and intelligence to make their own paths choice. This shirt is just meant to be fun! COEXIST!"

 

[D69]

lolol ;D

Nice one !

 

[knowledge_of_self]

I'd wear the shirt!

If I wore that shirt in my neighborhood, I'd be the one nailed to the cross the next day

 

[Gimpy]

I'd wear the shirt!

If I wore that shirt in my neighborhood, I'd be the one nailed to the cross the next day

I live in a "Bible belt" state, and my Hubby actually DID buy us two shirts which read: "Jesus helps me trick people".

Mine is a nightshirt.

He never wears his in public either.

But when we read about the shirts, we laughed really hard and had to have one. I might need to get one of those Guardian! I can wear that one in public! ;)

 

[Sodajaxon]

so i say,

DID you hear about Little johnny, (knows every dirty word in the book), just a litte 5th grade kid, lots of peeps dont like- 'Little Johnny', needs some ADHD, and some other , etc yada, bla bla.

this day comes where little johnny's brother, Joey says "i" want to be like his big brother.

tuff and stuff--

so Johnny tells his little brother, "OK"

But u gotta do what i say ok? little johnny says,

At breakfast to day, tell Mom, you-"Want Some God Dam CHEERIOS!" - OK- ok.

just then Mom calls the boys down for breakfast before the school bus comes.

and Mom leans over to litte joey and asks,

"What would you like for breakfast today?
Little joey says."I WANT SOME GOD DAM CHEERIOS!!"

Mom - back hands him off the chair and the counter and he -slides across the floor..
Mom turns and looks at his big brother Johnny and says --

"What do you want for breakfast?"
little johnny says, "i for sure dont want no Gawd Dam Cheeerioz!~"

 

[Guardian]

But when we read about the shirts, we laughed really hard and had to have one. I might need to get one of those Guardian! I can wear that one in public! ;)

I live in the buckle of the bible belt, and I just had to have one. Since I was supposed to be shopping for someone elses birthday ...she's getting one too.

 

[MichaelM]

That's a good one Guardian!

Here's one for Dungeons & Dragons (also known as "D&D") (role-playing game (RPG)) fans,
_http://www.jinx.com/men/shirts/video_games/jesus_saves.html

On the front it says, "Jesus Saves"
And on the back it has Jesus giving a thumbs up and it reads: "...and takes only half damage".



*for those unfamiliar with D&D, "saves" is short for "make a saving throw" where the player throws a dice and needs to get at least a certain number or higher to save his character from an event (a spell, a sprung trap, the roof falling, etc.). Usually it the saving throw is against a spell and when the saving throw is made, your character still gets hit by the spell but only takes half damage.

 

[skycsil]

I think it's fun :D
Or as Tori Amos would say: "get off the cross, we need the wood" ;)

 

[1984]

I just saw it on a shirt, and I know I shouldn't laugh, I really shouldn't, 'cause it's VERY rude.... but I'm having a difficult time not ordering the shirt.

"My God carries a hammer.
Your God was nailed to a cross.
Any questions?"

Adds a whole new meaning to 'thinking with a hammer'. :)

 

[tom32071]

Cool Shirt!!!