This is a good one.

[Samuel]

"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife and mother of your children! I am leaving you"

The husband replied "Hang on a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened"

"Go ahead", she sobbed. " but probably they will be the last words you will say to me"

And the husband began " Well, I was getting in to the car to drive home, this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out, and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days. So , in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid that you'll put on weight.

The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have a good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair of the same.

The husband took a quick breath and continued- ' She was so grateful for my understanding and help and that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said ' Please, do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'

That's how we ended up on bed.

 

[Mal7]

That's a joke? Good Lord. I hope she still left him after that explanation. :)

 

[gdpetti]

You could say she 'left' him long ago... or they 'left' each other.... if they ever really got together in the first place.

But funny, though if looking to sell, perhaps a reversal of fortune would do better? Do the gender switch?
I find that so many of the songs etc are male based... and it gets so 'old-hat', 'routine' and boring, so what is sometimes done is reverse roles for a double take from the audience.
Of course, it depends upon the audience one is telling the jokes to. Who do you want shaking their heads and who do you want nodding? ;)

 

[Zasino]

funny, thanks.
:P.A

 

[edwardthefirst]

haha, nice one Samuel

 

[GAIA]

LOL, that's too funny, perfect thanks!

 

[Xico]

Hello:

well I don't see this one funny after all :( , because this shows very clear how the predator's mind works .
a predator's mind takes advantage of all little details to their own convenience and to lure their victims. I also hope that his wife left him for good.... cheers!!

 

[sToRmR1dR]

It's funny :D

 

[Samuel]

Hello:

well I don't see this one funny after all :( , because this shows very clear how the predator's mind works .
a predator's mind takes advantage of all little details to their own convenience and to lure their victims. I also hope that his wife left him for good.... cheers!!

Well, if you say there's a predator involved here, could it be the poor lady?

 

[Xico]

Hello:

well I don't see this one funny after all :( , because this shows very clear how the predator's mind works .
a predator's mind takes advantage of all little details to their own convenience and to lure their victims. I also hope that his wife left him for good.... cheers!!

Well, if you say there's a predator involved here, could it be the poor lady?

Hello Samuel:

it is a good point..but then i don't really think that she meant to sleep with him, all she asked " Please, do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'...

 

[Psalehesost]

Hello:

well I don't see this one funny after all :( , because this shows very clear how the predator's mind works .
a predator's mind takes advantage of all little details to their own convenience and to lure their victims. I also hope that his wife left him for good.... cheers!!

Well, if you say there's a predator involved here, could it be the poor lady?

Hello Samuel:

it is a good point..but then i don't really think that she meant to sleep with him, all she asked " Please, do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'...

While the joke is "clever", in my view it simply shows the overall ponerization of society.

The man took advantage of a person in a weak/vulnerable position. That's predatory, to be sure. The wife, meanwhile - from the man's description - is vain and preoccupied with appearance and status. That doesn't necessarily mean she's predatory towards others like the man obviously is - simply that they're both selfish people. As for the poor woman, she may or may not have abused the (ultimately tainted) hospitality of the man - it's not made clear in the story - but there's nothing obviously predatory to her role in the story.