Trans madness: jokes & memes

[Glenn]

Netflix's non-binary Bison... people have come out to say that the cartoon is cute because it encourages respect and integration... but there are plenty of explanations.

 

[Vulcan59]

LoL

 

[Jones]

 

[Chu]

Oh boy, with some of these, I go from laughing to wanting to cry to being outraged, all in one. Nothing should shock us anymore, but... Crazy times we live in...

 

[Navigator]

 

[Vulcan59]

LoL

An old pilot, sat down in Starbucks…​

An old Pilot sat down in Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’

He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca’s, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot – what about you?’

She said, ‘I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.’

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’

He replied, ‘I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.’

 

[Debra]

LoL

True story...I’m married to a”pilot” we’ve been together for 35 years and....he definitely, definitively, absolutely....laughed his ass off, when I read him this joke!
Thanks for the hilarity!

 

[Jones]

Here they come.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1658532991902130178

https://twitter.com/x/status/1658542448426065920

 

[maguenette]

 

[Jones]

From the madness comes some measure of sanity.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1659247904614121489

Helps if you have a particular aim.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1659249762250391568

 

[Pierre]

Make sense!

 

[anartist]

Well, technically, they should rather say : "person who will produce sperm" & "person who will produce eggs” "provided they don't mess with their body".

Well, technically, they could say "person who will produce sperm" and "person who has eggs" My understanding is that females are born with all the eggs they will 'need' losing one a month during their period, until menopause.

 

[anartist]

Very funny!

all I see is an image of a picture frame, with a large X over it.

 

[Maat]

Well, technically, they could say "person who will produce sperm" and "person who has eggs" My understanding is that females are born with all the eggs they will 'need' losing one a month during their period, until menopause.

I guess it depends on what you call "egg". For hens, I call egg the thing I can have on my plate, not the immature, potential "egg". Likewise in women, the ovocyte must mature before being "useful", they aren't born with a "end product".

 

[Keit]

Just saw this one. Short and to the point.