walked into a bar jokes?

Shakespeare walks into a pub. The landlord takes one look at him and says “get out, you’re bard”.
 
So a writer, a mother and a leader in Truth walk into a bar. Bartender says "Hey, Laura!" :)

(sorry Laura, I understand you walking into a bar might not be the most likely scenario, but for fun's harmless sake here I hope ya don't mind).


Or...
Jon walks into a bar. Bartender says "Hey Jon, you're lookin' a little flushed! You havin' a crappy day or something"? Jon says "Yeah, some days I just feel a little used".


Yeah...I'm not the funniest guy, heh heh. Fun makin' this post though! Yay jokes hahaha
 
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