I'll cut this short since there are no takers and as you may have guessed, the punch line ain't the greatest.
Shobophobics have a fear of dying due to a shoe bombing. It's silly too because the real problem is tobophobia. After all, secret classified gov't documents reveal that the real threat is tooth bombers. So, any out of work dentists may want to look into the airport security program. I'm sure you're needed too.
