rs said:
Joe said:
Ok, I suppose I was being a little too subtle there.
Surely you can't be serious.
I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
Maybe not the best thead to write qoutes from Airplane!, but still:
Witness: Striker was the squadron leader. He brought us in real low. But he couldn't handle it.
Prosecutor: Buddy couldn't handle it? Was Buddy one of your crew?
Witness: Right. Buddy was the bombardier. But it was Striker who couldn't handle it, and he went to pieces.
Prosecutor: *Andy* went to pieces?
Witness: No. Andy was the navigator. He was all right. Buddy went to pieces. It was awful how he came unglued.
Prosecutor: *Howie* came unglued?
Witness: Oh, no. Howie was a rock, the best tailgunner in the outfit. Buddy came unglued.
Prosecutor: And he bailed out?
Witness: No. Andy hung tough. Buddy bailed out. How he survived, it was a miracle.
Prosecutor: Then Howie survived?
Witness: No, 'fraid not. We lost Howie the next day.
http://www(dot)imdb.com/title/tt0083530/quotes (1)
http://www(dot)imdb.com/title/tt0080339/quotes (2)