Gimpy
The Living Force
Be sure to read the comments. ( which I haven't done yet, still trying to get past that whole cheese grater on my gums sensation)
http://gizmodo.com/5516995/babys-first-cubicle-the-most-depressing-toy-ever
http://gizmodo.com/5516995/babys-first-cubicle-the-most-depressing-toy-ever