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Dagobah Resident
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Aries - charge the weapons !
Favorite book: self-published "The Journal of own wise thoughts. "
Hobby: shoot first, ask questions later.
Ideal job: sex therapist
Key phrase: "Are you talking to me?"
Taurus - What is mine - is mine, what is yours - it is also mine!
Favorite book: "A voracious foodie."
Hobby: talking over dinner.
Ideal job: judge, often enduring terrible sentences.
Key phrase: "Why are you forcing me to attack you?"
Gemini - Gallop through Europe!
Favorite book: "How can I get anyone to agree with anything."
Hobby: to jump to conclusions.
Ideal job: sell everything and open all locks.
Key phrase: "Because I Said So!"
Cancer - Come into my house!
Favorite book: "Guide of the martyr."
Hobby: whining.
Ideal job: Adviser on all life issues
Key phrase: "And this is after all that I've done for you!"
Leo - Everything will be to my liking, meaning it will be the most excellent !
Favorite book: "How quickly to master the art of intimidation."
Hobby: to give orders.
Ideal job: boss of bosses.
Key phrase: "Well, did you get enough of it ?"
Virgo - All knowing need love too!
Favorite book: "1001 step for full and complete order."
Hobby: to worry
Ideal job: manage the Eiffel Tower, personally checking all the steps on
emergency stairs.
Key phrase: "It will not work this way!"
Libra - Mirror, mirror, please tell me!
Favorite book: "How to marry a picture of the Mona Lisa."
Hobby: an unnatural smile.
Ideal job: Attorney of anyone.
Key phrase: "On the other hand ..."
Scorpio - The best means of defense - attack!
Favorite book: "How I have found own grace - a confession of the prosecutor."
Hobby: to calculate your next move.
Ideal job: judge, jury member.
Key phrase: "I will make you pay for this!"
Sagittarius - More than you wanted to know !
Favorite book: "How become a philosopher in one minute."
Hobby: rant to anyone who wants to listen.
Ideal job: senator responsible for the pirates.
Key phrase: "Did I really do that?"
Capricorn - My stubbornness is unbreakable!
Favorite book: "Ten Secrets to achieve world domination."
Hobby: to play the Boss.
Ideal job: Financial Adviser of a millionaire.
Key phrase: "You can never be too rich or too poor"
Aquarius - Surprise! Surprise! Long live the surprise!
Favorite book: "How to benefit and have fun from sleeping hedgehogs."
Hobby: to appear in someone's view.
Ideal job: put plane in and out of cork screw move.
Key phrase: "Resistance is futile!"
Pisces - ..but thoughts were far away!
Favorite book: "Guide for interplanetary communications."
Hobby: to correct behavior of the pirates and rescue the millionaires.
Ideal job: Professional complainer.
Key phrase: "I'm so embarrassed!"
Aries - charge the weapons !
Favorite book: self-published "The Journal of own wise thoughts. "
Hobby: shoot first, ask questions later.
Ideal job: sex therapist
Key phrase: "Are you talking to me?"
Taurus - What is mine - is mine, what is yours - it is also mine!
Favorite book: "A voracious foodie."
Hobby: talking over dinner.
Ideal job: judge, often enduring terrible sentences.
Key phrase: "Why are you forcing me to attack you?"
Gemini - Gallop through Europe!
Favorite book: "How can I get anyone to agree with anything."
Hobby: to jump to conclusions.
Ideal job: sell everything and open all locks.
Key phrase: "Because I Said So!"
Cancer - Come into my house!
Favorite book: "Guide of the martyr."
Hobby: whining.
Ideal job: Adviser on all life issues
Key phrase: "And this is after all that I've done for you!"
Leo - Everything will be to my liking, meaning it will be the most excellent !
Favorite book: "How quickly to master the art of intimidation."
Hobby: to give orders.
Ideal job: boss of bosses.
Key phrase: "Well, did you get enough of it ?"
Virgo - All knowing need love too!
Favorite book: "1001 step for full and complete order."
Hobby: to worry
Ideal job: manage the Eiffel Tower, personally checking all the steps on
emergency stairs.
Key phrase: "It will not work this way!"
Libra - Mirror, mirror, please tell me!
Favorite book: "How to marry a picture of the Mona Lisa."
Hobby: an unnatural smile.
Ideal job: Attorney of anyone.
Key phrase: "On the other hand ..."
Scorpio - The best means of defense - attack!
Favorite book: "How I have found own grace - a confession of the prosecutor."
Hobby: to calculate your next move.
Ideal job: judge, jury member.
Key phrase: "I will make you pay for this!"
Sagittarius - More than you wanted to know !
Favorite book: "How become a philosopher in one minute."
Hobby: rant to anyone who wants to listen.
Ideal job: senator responsible for the pirates.
Key phrase: "Did I really do that?"
Capricorn - My stubbornness is unbreakable!
Favorite book: "Ten Secrets to achieve world domination."
Hobby: to play the Boss.
Ideal job: Financial Adviser of a millionaire.
Key phrase: "You can never be too rich or too poor"
Aquarius - Surprise! Surprise! Long live the surprise!
Favorite book: "How to benefit and have fun from sleeping hedgehogs."
Hobby: to appear in someone's view.
Ideal job: put plane in and out of cork screw move.
Key phrase: "Resistance is futile!"
Pisces - ..but thoughts were far away!
Favorite book: "Guide for interplanetary communications."
Hobby: to correct behavior of the pirates and rescue the millionaires.
Ideal job: Professional complainer.
Key phrase: "I'm so embarrassed!"
