Best Jokes

[heinrich]

I want to help you out, someone else has been visiting cat’s girlfriend and he has a blue motorcycle. That’s why he’s crying.

Your innocence is cute

thank you for your compassionate explanation. but i found the joke circonvoluted and i remain innocent...

 

[Puma]

Epstein's list phase 1

 

[Potatoes and Tomatoes]

A snipet from a video I saw this morning about how crap the UK is...
"If aliens visit here and take people away, it won't be an abduction, but a f**cking rescue mission!"

 

[Ellipse]

 

[JGeropoulas]

 

[PopHistorian]

 

[Vulcan59]

 

[Ben]

 

[sToRmR1dR]

 

[Ricardo]

Consortium programmable boobies ? egads the horror,,,

 

[Puma]

"[We found] $8 million for making mice transgender. This is real." Trump.

 

[Mari]

 

[msasa79]

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You might remind him to be tender, if you will, as well.

 

[The Mechanic]

"This has [...] left consumers all over the country wildly dissatisfied with their straws."

 

[Andrey]