Gimpy
The Living Force
LEXICON OF DISEASES:
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax
refund, which lasts until you realize it was
your money to start with.
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid
people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.
The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign
of breaking down in the near future.
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of
Sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.
Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
they come at you rapidly.
Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've accidentally walked through a spider web .
Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into
your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
:D
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax
refund, which lasts until you realize it was
your money to start with.
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid
people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.
The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign
of breaking down in the near future.
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of
Sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.
Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
they come at you rapidly.
Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've accidentally walked through a spider web .
Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into
your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
:D
