Akashic Records Online

[Jacques]

Greetings Namaste!

You lived your previous life as an enigmatic female brigade commander in Poland. You were married and had 3 children. On the whole your life was sweet, until you finally died in a pointless war at the respectable age of 56.

You are a level 8 soul.
This is your 259:th life.
You have 465 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: 216.

Your main lesson in this life is to loosen up!

OK i will try to loosen up )))

 

[Tomiro]

Greetings Charles !

You lived your previous life as an allergic male fakir in China. You were
married and had no children. On the whole your life was full of love and happiness, until you finally died in your sleep at the young age of 12.

Heh.. yes it does have some inconsistencies living complex lives and dying at a young age and such. I could do a more advanced version at some point with more alternatives.. eh. I meant to say: recalibrate the neural networks on my quantum computer. But then again inconsistencies makes it more fun..

 

[salleles]

You lived your previous life as an introverted female pharaoh in Russia. You were married and had one child. On the whole your life was short but pointless, until you finally died by eating something poisonous at the mature age of 38.

You are a level 16 soul.
This is your 18:th life.
You have 94 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: 918.

Your main lesson in this life is to be passionate about stuff!

wow... I'm the karma king, at least till now

 

[Amanecer]

Greetings Cheri!

You lived your previous life as a handsome female enforcer in France. You were married and had no children. On the whole your life was difficult, until you finally died of old age at the young age of 17.

You are a level 3 soul.
This is your 34:th life.
You have 544 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: 137.

Your main lesson in this life is not for me to tell!




IOW.....learning is FUN?

 

[Vulcan59]

Greetings Michael!

You lived your previous life as a soft spoken male millionaire in . You were not married and had one child. On the whole your life was quiet, until you finally died by the plague at the mature age of 53.

You are a level 17 soul.
This is your 521:th life.
You have 153 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: 484.

Your main lesson in this life is to behave!

Looks like I've a long way to go to learn my lessons. Yikes...

 

[Beau]

You lived your previous life as a stoned male peasant in Poland. You were married and had no children. On the whole your life was one to be remembered, until you finally died in your sleep at the mature age of 28.

You are a level 21 soul.
This is your 370:th life.
You have 291 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: 825.

Your main lesson in this life is to survive!

I die in my sleep, and now my main lesson is to survive?? Uh-oh, I'm almost to 28 y/o too... :o

hkoehli, how did you manage to get that lesson? I know you changed it :P

 

[ArdVan]

Here my tries. First my official full name:

You lived your previous life as a wealthy female mystic in Sweden. You were married and had 4 children. On the whole your life was difficult, until you finally died under suspicious circumstances at the old age of 78.

You are a level 9 soul.
This is your 116:th life.
You have 63 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: -658.

Your main lesson in this life is to invent a time machine!

:D

This is my name written on my VISA card.

You lived your previous life as a tone deaf male demi-god in Peru. You were married and had no children. On the whole your life was quiet, until you finally died falling out of a window at the young age of 17.

You are a level 16 soul.
This is your 861:th life.
You have 9 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: 59.

Your main lesson in this life is to save the universe!

:D

Upps... This is too much for my bloated ego :P

 

[Z...]

This is getting more and more interesting :)

Greetings Deckard!

You lived your previous life as a greedy male light being in Lemuria. You were married and had 6 children. On the whole your life was full of pain and misery, until you finally died of loneliness at the old age of 103.

You are a level 1 soul.
This is your 123:th life.
You have 116 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: -45.

Your main lesson in this life is to learn the faces of God!

 

[paulnotbilly]

Greetings Paul!

You lived your previous life as a lonesome male peasant in Spain. You were married and had 6 children. On the whole your life was like a box of chocolate, until you finally died of loneliness at the old age of 98.

You are a level 14 soul.
This is your 27:th life.
You have 115 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: -846.

Your main lesson in this life is open!

mmm.... box of chocolate...

Any ideas on my main lesson in this life, answers on a postcard to the usual address!

 

[Approaching Infinity]

You lived your previous life as a stoned male peasant in Poland. You were married and had no children. On the whole your life was one to be remembered, until you finally died in your sleep at the mature age of 28.

You are a level 21 soul.
This is your 370:th life.
You have 291 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: 825.

Your main lesson in this life is to survive!

I die in my sleep, and now my main lesson is to survive?? Uh-oh, I'm almost to 28 y/o too... :o

hkoehli, how did you manage to get that lesson? I know you changed it :P

Beau, what have you moderators said about keeping certain activities private?? And no, I didn't change it! :P

 

[ArdVan]

Doesn't this sound like a video game? Levels and points? Or is it like:

Life is like an adventure: The action sucks, but real cool graphics.

 

[Beau]

Beau, what have you moderators said about keeping certain activities private??

Hey, gimme a break. I just found out about it. :D

And no, I didn't change it! :P

That's just plain weird!

 

[rs]

Couldn't resist: "George W. Bush: 07/06/1946"

Greetings George!

You lived your previous life as a fancy male peasant in a secret military base. You were not married and had no children. On the whole your life was quiet, until you finally died by some unknown disease at the young age of 12.

You are a level 10 soul.
This is your 30:th life.
You have 640 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: 577.

Your main lesson in this life is to figure out the meaning of life, universe and everything!

However, "President George W. Bush" gets much better:

Greetings President!

You lived your previous life as a soft spoken male poet in Kongo. You were married and had 5 children. On the whole your life was fun, until you finally died of natural reasons at the old age of 84.

You are a level 0 soul.
This is your 34:th life.
You have 623 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: -17.

Your main lesson in this life is to carry the light bulb!

Moving on to Vice President Richard Bruce Cheney:

Greetings Vice!

You lived your previous life as a fancy female werewolf in Iceland. You were not married and had no children. On the whole your life was difficult, until you finally died by falling off your chair at the mature age of 35.

You are a level 18 soul.
This is your 88:th life.
You have 936 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: 972.

Your main lesson in this life is to trust yourself!

Or perhaps the more accurate "Dick Cheney":

Greetings Dick!

You lived your previous life as a hairy male goat farmer in Spain. You were not married and had no children. On the whole your life was full of love and happiness, until you finally died as a hero at the mature age of 37.

You are a level 15 soul.
This is your 364:th life.
You have 68 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: 477.

Your main lesson in this life is to trust yourself!

Note the same lesson... :O

 

[Laura]

Well, I think that this program needs some new input. It's getting boring! I bet it could be made truly hilarious with just a little thought.

 

[CarpeDiem]

Oh, that is coool!
As i have 2 names: one - passport one I quietly hate and never use unless forced do so, and other, for riding the waves of life, i used both of them and got:
passport one gave a word salad:

You lived your previous life as a gray-haired female wee hobbit in the jungle. You were married and had no children. On the whole your life was one to be remembered, until you finally died in a freak gasoline fight accident at the young age of 17.
You are a level 15 soul.
This is your 160:th life.
You have 308 unlived lives.
Karma points earned so far: 717.
Your main lesson in this life is not for me to tell!

another one - closer to real

You lived your previous life as a friendly male criminal in a secret military base. You were married and had 3 children. On the whole your life was challenging, until you finally died of loneliness at the respectable age of 61.
You are a level 16 soul.
This is your 3:th life.
You have 2 unlived lives.
Karma points earned so far: 922.
Your main lesson in this life is to beware of angry dogs!

You see, as a poor robotoid friendly military criminal serving with Lode on some [underground] military base i have only 2 rounds to go to round 3D up! Not bad!
Craig, I think Laura's birsday isn't on 12-th, but on 18-th of February, but that from memory, maybe not correct date.
Anyway, at least Ark's day we know for sure now!