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Oh dear.....this is hysterical!


You lived your previous life as a mad male wee hobbit in Australia. You were married and had 4 children. On the whole your life was difficult, until you finally died choking on a soy bean at the respectable age of 72.

You are a level 9 soul.
This is your 216:th life.
You have 597 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: -751.

Your main lesson in this life is to write a book!



I'm with Laura....NO SOYBEANS! LOL


Gimpy
 
Havent laughed so hard in a long while :)

We here found out if i married my girlfriend and took here second name.i would only have one more life to live.
Hmmm:
 
Using my full name as it is on my birth certificate:

Greetings Erik!

You lived your previous life as a gray-haired female rock star in Malta. You were married and had no children. On the whole your life was difficult, until you finally died of old age at the young age of 14.

You are a level 16 soul.
This is your 110:th life.
You have 625 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: 832.

Your main lesson in this life is to live and let die!

Died of old age at the young age of 14???


Using the shortened version that I use for everything else:

Greetings Erik!

You lived your previous life as a loving male demi-god in Denmark. You were not married and had 5 children. On the whole your life was like a box of chocolate, until you finally died of loneliness at the old age of 92.

You are a level 1 soul.
This is your 188:th life.
You have 325 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: -81.

Your main lesson in this life is to cheat death!

Laughs - my lesson is to cheat death ?!?
 
You lived your previous life as a wealthy male rock star in Yemen. You were married and had no children. On the whole your life was difficult, until you finally died falling out of a window at the young age of 19.

You are a level 16 soul.
This is your 110:th life.
You have 571 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: 825.

Your main lesson in this life is to figure out the meaning of life, universe and everything!
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Why am I not surprised (and at the same time freaked out) by this well known lesson?

"The Universe was created in order to compute the question of why 42 is the answer?"

I've often wondered if 2 poles in 3D somehow brings us closer to a 7th [density] experience. (It may really be that simple: the understanding of it is tempered by experience, which is the active part of the accumulation of information which may be selectively transmuted into knowledge. The "selection" process is the key to experience, it is the gate that is patrolled by those who wish to control.)

Now for the other freaky part (although I understand how the entered information is hashed and keyed to a response entry in a database, but still, what are the odds?)

Here is my wife's results, check out the lesson:

You lived your previous life as a green-eyed male judge in Nepal. You were not married and had no children. On the whole your life was full of love and happiness, until you finally died of natural reasons at the young age of 13.

You are a level 16 soul.
This is your 124:th life.
You have 206 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: 782.

Your main lesson in this life is to figure out the meaning of life, universe and everything!
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A good match, no? Maybe a Dyadic Cyclone?

:D
 
Here's mine:

You lived your previous life as a small, hairy transvestite called Wilma. You had appalling halitosis and embarrassing outbreaks of flatulence on Thursdays. This didn't deter your zest for life however, as you pioneered a successful launderette business specialising in jockstraps and Balaclavas. You lived your stinky life until suffering a heart attack at the age of 86 while attending the "Wippy-Wibble" Tumble Dryer Manufacturers' Annual Convention.

Your soul is at basement level.

This is your pond-life.

You have 46 and 3/4's worth of unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: 30.000 and bonus ball of 4.

Your main lesson in this life is to not use "Hareem Gold" nail-varnish and keep a bottle of mouth-wash with you at all times.

******

G.
 
Ok, here's the REAL me :)

You lived your previous life as a well equipped male software engineer in Zeta Reticuli. You were married and had no children. On the whole your life was full of valuable lessons, until you finally died a slow and painful death at the mature age of 30.

You are a level 10 soul.
This is your 291:th life.
You have 250 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: 315.

Your main lesson in this life is to live and let live!


*****


Now it all makes sense....

G.
 
Here is mine (with real name).

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You lived your previous life as a loving male light being in Texas. You were not married and had no children. On the whole your life was difficult, until you finally died by the plague at the young age of 18.

You are a level 3 soul.
This is your 110:th life.
You have 61 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: 78.

Your main lesson in this life is to figure out the meaning of life, universe and everything!

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Now I know why I left so soon last time. I was King George's neighbour !!!

This time, happily, I picked the other side of the planet. :)

I couldn't resist trying out my nickname...

Greetings Sleepingboy!

You lived your previous life as a megalomaniac female rodent in Malta. You were married and had one child. On the whole your life was full of valuable lessons, until you finally died of thirst at the mature age of 34.

You are a level 17 soul.
This is your 62:th life.
You have 504 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: 928.

Your main lesson in this life is not to bite off more than you can chew!
 
You lived your previous life as a mad female siamese twin in Ireland. You were not married and had no children. On the whole your life was challenging, until you finally died of reasons unknown at the mature age of 40.

You are a level 8 soul.
This is your 202:th life.
You have 295 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: 273.

Your main lesson in this life is not to bite off more than you can chew!
 
Here for previous life!


Greetings Patricia!

You lived your previous life as a retired male werewolf in Iceland. You were married and had one child. On the whole your life was one to be remembered, until you finally died a slow and painful death at the mature age of 35.

You are a level 26 soul.
This is your 541:th life.
You have 321 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: 918.

Your main lesson in this life is to be passionate about stuff!
 
Using birth certificate.

Greetings Theodore!

You lived your previous life as a one-eyed male praying mantis in Vietnam. You were married and had no children. On the whole your life was difficult, until you finally died of loneliness at the young age of 19.

You are a level 5 soul.
This is your 83:th life.
You have 427 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: 248.

Your main lesson in this life is to balance your karma!
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Liked it enough that it seems i tried it again

Using the name on one of my Debit cards

Greetings Ted!

You lived your previous life as a one-eyed female praying mantis in India. You were married and had 7 children. On the whole your life was fair, until you finally died of thirst at the old age of 109.

You are a level 3 soul.
This is your 12:th life.
You have 611 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: -216.

Your main lesson in this life is to adopt a pet penguin!
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Well, I did just set up a Linux machine?

Using what everybody calls me

Greetings Ted!

You lived your previous life as a charming male spiritual advisor in Scotland. You were married and had no children. On the whole your life was difficult, until you finally died choking on a soy bean at the mature age of 30.

You are a level 12 soul.
This is your 93:th life.
You have 418 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: 611.

Your main lesson in this life is to be a good person!
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Those soy beans are evil!!
 
Greetings Andreas!

You lived your previous life as a friendly female poet in Yemen. You were married and had 4 children. On the whole your life was quiet, until you finally died fighting a grizzly bear bare-handed at the respectable age of 69.

You are a level 1 soul.
This is your 75:th life.
You have 810 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: 32.

Your main lesson in this life is to eat your vegetables!

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I knew i had an artistic inspiration in me somewere....lol and was there something in another thread about brussel sprouts??

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I also tried it by inserting the 'middle' name and the results were the something else...

Greetings Andreas!

You lived your previous life as an introverted female astronaut in Cirrus Minor. You were married and had 5 children. On the whole your life was a great experience, until you finally died in a freak gasoline fight accident at the old age of 91.

You are a level 2 soul.
This is your 32:th life.
You have 840 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: -161.

Your main lesson in this life is unknown!

I always wondered what i was doing here anyway....lol
 
I'm working on the main lesson.

Greetings Tina!

You lived your previous life as a wise male rock star in Lemuria. You were married and had 6 children. On the whole your life was good, until you finally died in your sleep at the old age of 104.

You are a level 8 soul.
This is your 319:th life.
You have 311 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: -818.

Your main lesson in this life is to learn the faces of God!
 
This is funny.

You lived your previous life as a soft spoken male mystic in Israel. You were married and had no children. On the whole your life was challenging, until you finally died after losing a gamble with death at the young age of 23.

You are a level 16 soul.
This is your 323:th life.
You have 278 unlived lives.

Karma points earned so far: 614.

Your main lesson in this life is to survive!
 
Hey.. I might even do a more advanced version of the test at some point, so if anyone has any ideas or suggestions just post them here.
 
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