Amusing Church Bulletins

[Minas Tirith]

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM .
Please use the back door.

:P

Thanks, started my day laughing ... Very innocent and sweet.

M.T.

 

[treesparrow]

Some more - well in a way you all asked for it :P

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This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
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Tuesday at 4:00 p.m. there will be an Ice Cream Social. All ladies giving milk please come early.

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Wednesday, the Ladies Literary Society will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put Me in My Little Bed" accompanied by the Pastor.

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This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Johnson to come forward and lay an egg on the Altar.

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The service will close with "Little Drops of Water". One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.

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On Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the carpet, please come forward and get a piece of paper.

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The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.

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The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.

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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

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The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.

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The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.

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The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.

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Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

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Don’t miss this Saturday’s exhibit by Christian Martian Arts.

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Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.

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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

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Hymn: “I Love Thee My Ford.”

 

[Palinurus]

Yes, by all means: keep them coming. Hellelujah!! ;)

 

[Thebull]

These are hilarious. I will go to sleep with a smile on my face.

Love the bean supper quote. Lol lol lol

 

[anothermagyar]

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

 

[Redrock12]

Funniest "Tickle Me" topic ever.
Thanks Treesparrow.

 

[luc]

Wow, this cracked us up!! Thanks for sharing

 

[forge]

These are great, Thank You!

 

[Dirgni]

Thank you for sharing.

 

[HowToBe]

Those are too funny! I was giggling through most of them.

 

[H-KQGE]

Funniest "Tickle Me" topic ever.
Thanks Treesparrow.

Got to be! I was going to quote my favourites but there are too many! Thanks treesparrow :D

 

[Aurgo]

Good score
Hit'n the hay having a laugh recalling the bulletins outside my local Catholic Church! Even as kids we found the humor in them.
Thanks for the memories! ;D

 

[Aliana]

Thanks so much for these - I have been doubled up with laughter! So uplifting on a cold, gray wintery day.

The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.

This reminded me of the end of the Catholic mass where the priest would say " The mass is ended, go in peace" and the congregation answered "Thanks be to God". That always brought a smile - in more ways than one!! ;)

 

[Peam]

Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

What an evening of entertainment have I missed. I hope there's a repeat! Pun intended.

 

[riclapaz]

Thanks for sharing Treesparrow are very clever and funny