Best Jokes

[heinrich]

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"Hey Stranger! Busted any furniture lately?"

"As I live and breathe! How's your momma's porridge?!"

Baby Bear and Goldilocks' Reunion

i dont get it..

 

[Ina]

i dont get it..

I don’t get it either.

 

[heinrich]

I don’t get it either.

that already makes two of us..

 

[Jefferson]

i dont get it..

I don’t get it either.

I'd say read the short children's story about Goldilocks and the Three Bears and it will dawn on you.

 

[loreta]

I don’t get it either.

Me neither.

 

[heinrich]

I'd say read the short children's story about Goldilocks and the Three Bears and it will dawn on you.

thank you, but i am not american....

 

[loreta]

thank you, but i am not american....

Me neither.

 

[mkrnhr]

Goldilocks and the the Three Bears is Boucles d'or et les Trois Ours in French

 

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[loreta]

Goldilocks and the the Three Bears is Boucles d'or et les Trois Ours in French

I do not know those characters, never hear about them. And I love bears.

 

[Yupo]

Goldilocks and the the Three Bears is Boucles d'or et les Trois Ours in French

Have not read it in nearly a lifetime, but perhaps the joke is about those bears letting Goldilocks take all the credit for the demolished furniture, while Mama Bear took all the credit for that pot of steaming porridge. I've seen a few people 'reverse tease' each other this way before.

 

[ImaPrototype]

lol if I think this profile is someone here from the city

 

[Vulcan59]

 

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