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[Ellipse]

thanks. still, i do not get it

ICE = Immigration and Customs Enforcement (the US immigration control agency). The guy is betrayed by his accent. I guess "Walmart" is always pronounced in a certain fashion by latinos.

gualmar​

What our Hispanic moms call walmart (result of an overly strong Hispanic accent)
“Si, pero yo necesito algunas cosas de Gualmar.”

(yes, but i need some things from Walmart)

Urban Dictionary: gualmar

What our Hispanic moms call walmart (result of an overly strong Hispanic accent)

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[Nayaase]

 

[Nayaase]

@heinrich - Hello. The above is a 'humorous' commentary on the recent intermittent scarcity and the high cost of eggs and toilet paper in the United States. In a mysterious, cultural 'ritual' of the relatively recent past as an inaccurate reference to time, American youth often used eggs and toilet paper as principal props for wreaking havoc in the form of neighborhood pranks directed at people deemed 'enemies' as quantified by the participating adolescents or teens. This event was executed under cover of darkness for the intended enemies to observe upon daylight. See photos below for examples.)

 

[heinrich]

@heinrich - Hello. The above is a 'humorous' commentary on the recent intermittent scarcity and the high cost of eggs and toilet paper in the United States. In a mysterious, cultural 'ritual' of the relatively recent past as an inaccurate reference to time, American youth often used eggs and toilet paper as principal props for wreaking havoc in the form of neighborhood pranks directed at people deemed 'enemies' as quantified by the participating adolescents or teens. This event was executed under cover of darkness for the intended enemies to observe upon daylight. See photos below for examples.)

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merci. american language sure is evolving..

 

[hiker]

 

[Vulcan59]

 

[Jones]

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Haven't yet seen a washing machine with a 'dark side of the moon' cycle, but that could be where all the odd socks go

 

[Tuatha de Danaan]

Haven't yet seen a washing machine with a 'dark side of the moon' cycle, but that could be where all the odd socks go.

Absolutely priceless Jones.!!!.

 

[domi]

 

[dennis]

A great storyteller has a few words of wisdom on loyalty and who is the boss in organizations

 

[Vulcan59]

 

[Vulcan59]

 

[Haiku]

I first thought this was a joke, but it's reality ...

Both of these check out as truth, now that's the joke ... check them out. Haiku ...

 

[Vulcan59]

 

[loreta]