Best Jokes

[XPan]

Not really funny, but true

Science anno 2022

 

[Puma]

Not really funny, but true

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Science anno 2022

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I posted the abortion photo on Facebook and my account was restricted for 30 days.

Ok This is a turning point in the history of mankind, we can compare it to the moment when Hitler was rejected as an artist.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1546144526259331072

 

[XPan]

NO VAX !

German Harlekin store is really fast with their funny illustration on t-shirts, mugs and such.

"Unvaxxed Unbeatable"

"They eat what's served to them" / "They eat what you put in front of them"

 

[Zzartemis]

Ok This is a turning point in the history of mankind, we can compare it to the moment when Hitler was rejected as an artist.

I dunno; the pie(s) in face were certainly humiliating, but I'd put my bets on this moment, in young Bill's life, to be history's turning point....

 

[seek10]

 

[PERLOU]

les supers contre, ça existe. Si si https://vk.com/im?sel=653965844&z=video622198499_456240534/bc6c5ed6cd67c95c14/pl_post_430590025_11206

VID_20220716_051243_136.mp4
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[mxwlll0]

I posted the abortion photo on Facebook and my account was restricted for 30 days.

Ok This is a turning point in the history of mankind, we can compare it to the moment when Hitler was rejected as an artist.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1546144526259331072

That was the Biotic Baking Brigade, more on them here:

Biotic Baking Brigade - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Gate’s (and all the patho-clowns) deserves so much more pie in the face these days - maybe big ol pile of surprise snow will do

 

[Laurentien2]

https://www.reddit.com/r/CoronavirusCirclejerk/comments/w27ta8

 

[XPan]

ON THE EDGE OF
MADNESS THERE ARE STILL
DECKCHAIRS AVAILABLE FOR FREE.

Lights. Cameras. Action:
1-2-3-4.... cause of death unknown

Repeat after me:
It has to be

An interesting turn of events...

 

[Pierre]

 

[dennis]

I knew they shouldn't have turned that damned CERN thing on
Dr Jill will get a Nobel prize for making a new sub atomic particle

We aren't quite sure what a 'peson' is, but again, Biden has 70 morons on his social media team - none of whom caught the typo, or you know, thought it would be a bad idea to brag about gas prices that are still astronomically higher than they were when Biden was elected.

Biden Brags About Minuscule Gas Savings In Misspelled Tweet | ZeroHedge

ZeroHedge - On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

www.zerohedge.com

 

[XPan]

It just has to be Cooooovid in da balls
(not the jabs.... of course not)

Are you really... no, you wouldn't ?!

 

[XPan]

Modern Clown World ™

I am not normally into jokes very much. Never was, really. But along the past 2.5 years, it did open a door of enjoying memes and letting steam off; in both sarcastic as well funny ways. And it just feels liberating from time to time. What I never expected as the Plandemic ™ started, was how low the public/official standards would develop and sink into... I mean it is extremely sad. And bad. So bad, that it literally is funny (at times).

I also think, it is a sort of survival strategy. Black/Dark humor or something.

 

[XPan]

Mirror mirror on the wall...
which is the biggest fraud of them all ?

"The majority of people believe the most frequently washed body part in the last two years was the hands.
But in fact, it was the brain."

— Dr. Simon

 

[XPan]

That's nasty, if you ask me...

Let's not adress the jabs
nor the deliberate subversion of society, shall we ?

And while we are at it... how about this for a change ?
(good boy !!)