Best Jokes

[hiker]

Learn the alphabets and some geography at the same time.

 

[Nienna]

They say every piece of chocolate you eat shortens your life by two minutes. I've done the math/ Apparently, I died in 1587.

 

[Ellipse]

 

[XPan]

That image above is sooooo "funny".


Speaking about that...



to add a little bit of seriousness... I bumped by accident into an ironic chronicle made by Swedish alternative media SwebbTV which writes about phenomenas, lies and absurdities in Sweden - that one of our grocery chains, ICA, tends to sell meat with a false weight declaration; in an example - instead of 848 gram, it was in reality only 688 gram. So, not only much higher prices on meat, but on top systematic cheating...

Maybe I should take with me my little weight scale when going food shopping (since many stores don't have a weight scale anymore) Worth to experiment...? I mean, how much there is to that story I am really, really curious...

The chronicle video below is in Swedish - but for a reference i list it here. (meat cheat; 00:50)

Orimliga matpriser, ökad könsdysfori och återvändarbidrag för miljoner - Swebbtv Krönika av Petra Agapi

"Vi har minst sagt upplevt mycket den senaste tiden och mars månad var inget undantag" Petra Agapi återkommer här med en betraktelse över tillståndet i världen: Folhälsomyndighetens ändrade rekommendationer angående Covid-injektionerna, Orimliga priser på maten i butikerna, Friad från...

swebbtv.se

March 2023 Chronicle

"Unreasonable food prices, increasing gender dysphoria and millions in repatriation grants
Swebbtv Chronicle by Petra Agapi" - 7 min 51 sec.

"We've been through a lot lately, to say the least, and March was no exception"

Petra Agapi returns here with a look at the state of the world:

• The Public Health Agency's revised recommendations on Covid injections.
• Unreasonable food prices in shops
• Acquitted of child rape
• Government proposes return grant of one million SEK
• Rising gender dysphoria - SVT's ratings plummet as it tries to keep up with the trend
• Centre Party leader disappointed with the party's declining public support
• What about Nord Stream and Joe Biden's promises?
• The Crown Princess and Agenda 2030
• Greta appointed honorary doctor of theology
• Skansen's cancellation of the Swebbtv conference (which still took place)
• Anders Lindberg, Agnes Wold, NATO and much more.

 

[naorma]

The shortest connection between two points is normally closed due to road works

 

[iscreamsandwish]

 

[loreta]

 

[skymargo]

Germany has a very interesting history…. At least using the example of the Brandenburg Gate

 

[Haiku]

This just happened to me, I wish it was just a joke …

Phone rings … it stated ‘Potential spam’ on the display.

I say, “Not another SPAM call, it is non-stop today.”

I let it go to the answering machine.

The message goes, “This is a SPAM call, if you wish to be spammed, please hold onto the line for our next available operator.”

I almost fell to the floor laughing at that one. At least they were polite. Haiku …

 

[Vulcan59]

 

[Jefferson]

Graham: "We must bomb the entire world"

Jefferson: OK, would be funnier if it wasn't so true.

 

[naorma]

Mary Baloug posted this on fb: Quite good!

 

[loreta]

 

[Puma]

Any resemblance to reality is purely coincidental

World situation 🙈 pic.twitter.com/pbjbUbxsPT

— Sprinter Observer (@SprinterObserve) October 12, 2023

 

[Nienna]

There's no reason to tailgate me when I'm doing 50 in a 35.
And those flashing lights on top of your car look ridiculous.