Best Jokes

[loreta]

Sit very comfortable, Kermitt! Because I'm going to give you the shock of your life!

 

[loreta]

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The soft drinks, if you move them before opening them, when you open them the liquid goes up in the air. The kangaroo sells fizzy drinks and because they've been in the pocket of the jumping kangaroo, when the others open the canes it goes poof! and the liquid goes up in the air.

 

[Andrey]

Didn't know where else to post this, but had to share it with y'all.

 

[Natus Videre]

Should be renamed: "Ill effects of listening to psychopaths on body."

 

[loreta]

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Didn't know where else to post this, but had to share it with y'all.

Poor kids that did this presentation. They will never smoke. They are food, candy, for ET!

 

[loreta]

I'm a bit late. Start without me.​

If she marries him, she is nuts, moron.

 

[loreta]

 

[loreta]

 

[loreta]

 

[iscreamsandwish]

 

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[Merlin]

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Hilarious . . .

 

[Merlin]

 

[Vulcan59]

 

[loreta]

thank you... this is a very intellectual joke. even with your explanation i do not find it funny. am i already too old??.

I think it is because you are not a kangaroo. Or an animal that drinks a Soda from a capitalist kangaroo, that just wants the money and leaves you with a soda that explodes in your face. And it is not funny, it is very disturbing to received soda in your eyes.