Best Jokes

[Ketone Cop]

 

[loreta]

 

[seek10]

 

[Liliea]

 

[seek10]

 

[Andrey]

 

[iscreamsandwish]

So evil…

 

[cindyj]

Yesterday, I made a chicken salad. Turns out, they prefer grain.

 

[XPan]

"Please be careful: increasing darkness in the evening!"

 

[Puma]

It happened prior to the beginning of a fairy tale.

 

[Andrey]

 

[PopHistorian]

 

[christx11]

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I actually think that is a great interview question. I suspect today 50% or more of interviewees would fail a simple knowledge test.

 

[Vulcan59]

 

[hiker]

It’s getting chilly out here and one morning earlier this week, for the first time this autumn, I was faced with a similar situation as in the picture below. I had forgotten to check the forecast for the previous night, so that in case of freezing temperatures, I could have done some precautions (i.e. cover the windows with a tarp/preprogram the heater inside the car) to prevent the dreaded ”frozen windshield” scenario.

Unlike "Johnny" here, I was early on the move and had enough time to properly scrape the windows before driving to work.

I remembered seeing this meme just recently, and the concurrence gave me a good chuckle!