Best Jokes

[Benjamin]

I was let go from my job at the orange juice factory because I couldn't concentrate.

 

[Saki]

So then I got a job installing car mufflers but I had to leave because the work was exhausting.

 

[Nienna]

I was let go from my job at the orange juice factory because I couldn't concentrate.

So then I got a job installing car mufflers but I had to leave because the work was exhausting.

Okay, you guys, have you been listening to Joe and his jokes at the end of the NewsReal podcasts?

 

[Ricardo]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1965882978112077964

 

[Vulcan59]

 

[Rabelais]

The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.

 

[Ben]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1966881816100721124

 

[Lucelle]

 

[Saki]

I was working in a meat acking plant and when I backed into the meat grinder, I got behind in my work.

 

[Saki]

Oops! Meat PACKING plant

 

[Glenn]

This morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.