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As the pastor gets up to the podium, he sets up a referendum …
Fellow intellect’s, it is you that they want to stop, they want no one to question their intent and definitely don’t want you to be in the know.
Here is proof, they named our disease as being an Infomaniac, they saw we have an excessive enthusiasm for acquiring knowledge, they say it is an obsessive need to constantly check emails, social media and on-line news. They even say that the effects of this obsession is a decline in the ability to concentrate.
And you know, their right, I myself have all this, I wonder if they have a pill or a shot to fix this … that means I need to get back on-line and research this too … Ooo my aching mouse hand …
So, before they ship you out for being too much in the know and shutting down your internet access, rebel and fight the system and keep on searching for that bit of knowledge before they turn you off. Thank you ...
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As the pastor gets up to the podium, he sets up a referendum …
Fellow intellect’s, it is you that they want to stop, they want no one to question their intent and definitely don’t want you to be in the know.
Here is proof, they named our disease as being an Infomaniac, they saw we have an excessive enthusiasm for acquiring knowledge, they say it is an obsessive need to constantly check emails, social media and on-line news. They even say that the effects of this obsession is a decline in the ability to concentrate.
And you know, their right, I myself have all this, I wonder if they have a pill or a shot to fix this … that means I need to get back on-line and research this too … Ooo my aching mouse hand …
So, before they ship you out for being too much in the know and shutting down your internet access, rebel and fight the system and keep on searching for that bit of knowledge before they turn you off. Thank you ...
Haiku ...
I got curious and checked what the differences between the two were, and found this picture that explains perhaps the simplest way to tell them apart: the crocodile has a more pointed snout, while an alligator has a broader one.
A side note, the choice of letters may "muddy the waters" somewhat: at first glance, one might connect the capital A with an alligator (even though it's used to depict a crocodile), and C with a crocodile!
I thought whether it is more of mating preference. But, it looks they never mate with other group too. So it is really confusing joke.
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