Britney Spears vs. Christina Aguilera vs. Pink

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I have been swearing I was gonna do this for weeks and everyone thought I was joking, but after looking at the wholly depressing number of topics about how we are all gonna die slowly, I thought I would bring some happy cheer with a discussion on teen pop stars and what might happen if they battled it out, Methodman style.

Personally I vote for Pink busting her groove all over TTB and TSC, werd. Did anyone see the Stupid Girls video? I couldn't stop laffing, it's a pretty hot jam for mainstream.
Pink said:
Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there
Laughing loud so all the little people stare
Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne
(Drop a name)
What happened to the dreams of a girl president
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny teas
Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

(Break it down now)
Disease's growing, it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes it and I'm going crazy
I cannot take any more
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That's what I wanna see
Disasters all around
World despaired
Their only concern
Will they **** up my hair

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

[Interlude]
Oh my god you guys, I totally had more than 300 calories
That was so not sexy, no
Good one, can I borrow that?
I WILL BE SKINNY

(Do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing)
(I like this, like this, like this)

{Edited for content, I ain't that brave people}

Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, stupid girl!

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
 
Well to me it certainly doesnt look like Pink has much clue about anything and certainly no more clue then stupid girls she is talking about, no matter how much benefit of the doubt we give her this becomes preety much obvious after you have seen her other stuff and if you observe the way how she presents herself in the public.
So I guess Stupid Girl video is just the case of pot calling the kettle black.


When it comes to this issue everything that can be said on this subject was said in the South Park Episode -Stupid Spoiled Whore about Paris Hilton :)

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I disagree, also, I particularly liked Don't let me get me.
 
Im with Duke Leto on this one (or is it Paul). I cannot stand Britney, christina and many of the other pop-strumpets that parade around using blatanlty using sex to sell their work. I think Pink at least has the intergrity to stand up for what she belives in when she sees the pathetic role models around her, there's more to her than fake tans and slimming pills like some of these popsicles.

Also Britney's latest exploits of partying & crotch flashing are being spread all over the news screens, which makes me wanna reach for the sick bag, I wonder what her kids would say about it when/if they grow up? I think Aguilera's "Dirty" kinda sums up for me 95% of the pop world, male and female. There are some good atrists like Pink, but they are few and far between.

Im not really a pop fan though so I haven't paid that much attention to the pop world in the last 5-10years, more of a Radiohead, Pearl Jam, Chillis and Placebo fan.
 
well the fact that you guys see something meaningfull in her might mean that there is something there indeed,

maybe I was quick to judge her, I guess my bias boils down to the fact that I simply cant stand that kind of pop culture
 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P!nk

It's all good, personally I prefer PJ, Greenday and Weezer, but I respect Pink and like her music, besides, chicks got a tude, tho Bif Naked takes the cake when it comes to girl rock, her and Bikini kill make me sweat, ( I love u Donna F lol )

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Pink lists Janis as an idol (as does the lady in my signature), can't say too much bad about Pink since from my formative years, besides Stevie and her bandmate Christine, and Heart's Wilson sisters, I have Berlin albums featuring Terri Nunn who like Pink is no Nun...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terri_Nunn

One song mentioned in the above article has these lyrics:

Feel the fire, feel my love inside you it's so right
There's the sound and the smell of love in my mind
I'm a toy, come and play with me, say the word now
Wrap your legs around mine and ride me tonight

I'm a man - I'm a goddess
I'm a man - Well I'm a virgin
I'm a man - I'm a blue movie
I'm a man - I'm a bitch
I'm a man - I'm a geisha
I'm a man - I'm a little girl
And we make love together

Slip and slide in your wet delight, feel the blood flow
Not too fast, don't be slow, my love's in your hands

I'm a man - I'm a boy
I'm a man - Well I'm your mother
I'm a man - I'm a one night stand
I'm a man - Am I bi
I'm a man - I'm a slave
I'm a man - I'm a little girl
And we make love together

Skin to skin, tongue to oooh! Come on honey hold tight
Come inside, it's a passion play just for you
Let's get lost in that magic place all alone now
Drink your fill from my fountain of love, wet your lips

I'm a man - I'm a teaser
I'm a man - Well I'm a virgin
I'm a man - I'm a one night stand
I'm a man - I'm a drug
I'm a man - Well I'm your slave
I'm a man - I'm a dream divine
And we make love together

I'm a man - I'm a goddess
I'm a man - I'm a hooker
I'm a man - I'm a blue movie
I'm a man - I'm a slut
I'm a man - I'm a geisha
I'm a man - I'm babe
I'm a man - I'm a dream divine
And we make love together
And we'll make love forever

Apparently you guys have some robotic editors...
 
What's really interesting to me is what is the 'macro meme' being sold here,
with the 'pop-divas' flashing their shaved vaginas, and the media keeping
it at level 1 in their reporting.

Same goes for the Russian spy's poisoning. These are two huge meme's of
the last 2 weeks. I've come across very little analysis of either. There is definitely
something going on with both these stories.

Anyone?
 
Pink all the way. I love her forever after her "dear mr. president" song, and after I saw her on Oprah (i only watched it when my mom had it on, seriously...).
 
Joshua said:
What's really interesting to me is what is the 'macro meme' being sold here,
with the 'pop-divas' flashing their shaved vaginas, and the media keeping
it at level 1 in their reporting.

Same goes for the Russian spy's poisoning. These are two huge meme's of
the last 2 weeks. I've come across very little analysis of either. There is definitely
something going on with both these stories.

Anyone?
Dude, it's a gag, besides, some of us just like Pink, it's not a conspiracy, it's not the NWO. The woman is all kinds of fine an in the words of wayne, she can wail. Not everything is a conspiracy, sometimes a cigar is just an innuendo for a penir, and water flushes the other way around in the land down under because it does, ask Johnno.

Pink all the way. I love her forever after her "dear mr. president" song, and after I saw her on Oprah (i only watched it when my mom had it on, seriously...).
Dude I knew it, bong.

To be honest, she had me at "and my socks are never clean." She's like my role model.
 
Just to define terms a bit for you and to be clear on what I was surmising on;
A meme is not by definition a conspiracy

meme Listen: [ mm ]
n.
A unit of cultural information, such as a cultural practice or idea, that is transmitted verbally or by repeated action from one mind to another.

I maintain that there is something interesting in all the play the panty-less icons
are getting in the MSM, it could simply be the benefits of going bare. <grin>

A conspiracy-I agree, kind of silly. A meme, which is a powerful sub-conscious programmer;
that's what interests me.
 
DonaldJHunt said:
Slow down, Atreides. Joshua was not saying YOU were selling a meme, here, but that the media is.
Yes Donald, that is my point.
 

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