Tarri
Jedi Master
A friend of mine sent this one to me. With the horrid state that our airlines are in (along with the Homeland Security B.S.) sometimes it's healthy to find humor where you can.......This is supposedly a true incident.
A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS. "
The agent replied, "I am sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out. "
The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"
Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone, "May I have your attention please, " she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone! can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14. "
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore, "F*** You!"
Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir, you'll have to get in line for that too."
A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS. "
The agent replied, "I am sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out. "
The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"
Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone, "May I have your attention please, " she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone! can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14. "
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore, "F*** You!"
Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir, you'll have to get in line for that too."
