mocachapeau
Dagobah Resident
I wish to register a complaint!
It's been about six months now since followed your advice and began work on my diet. At the time, my weight was hovering around 200 pounds, and yesterday I weighed in at 176.
Yes, I suppose dropping under 180 for the first time in 15 years is okay, and all. And sure, it feels pretty good to have more energy, and not to have my gut hanging over my belt. But has anyone here at SOTT ever considered the harm this kind of "improvement" can do to people?
I bet no one here ever thought about how this kind of thing could compromise the relationship I've been building with my son. Because of your suggestions I have been forced into a position of "do as I say, not as I do". Can you imagine how hypocritical I look, explaining to my son how unacceptable it is for him to be wearing his pants strapped halfway down his butt, showing his underwear, looking like some kind of street gang punk, while all the while I'm standing there with my pants hanging halfway down my butt, showing my underwear, looking like some kind of street gang punk? I'm losing his respect, and my authority!
Even with my belt in the smallest hole there's still enough room to fit a second person in my pants. And with my financial situation the way it is, I can hardly afford to pay the rent AND replace my pants! I'll be forced to take out a personal loan from the bank just so I don't look like I'm drowning in fabric!
To top it off, finding the time to do the EE program, shop and prepare good food and keep up with my reading, is getting pretty darn difficult now that my wife is suddenly after me for sex all the time! This slimming down is going to KILL me.
You people should be ashamed of yourselves, sharing all these "wonderful" ideas about how to become healthier and be better human beings. It's deplorable, and it's ruining my life!!
THANKS FOR NOTHING, SOTT!!
It's been about six months now since followed your advice and began work on my diet. At the time, my weight was hovering around 200 pounds, and yesterday I weighed in at 176.
Yes, I suppose dropping under 180 for the first time in 15 years is okay, and all. And sure, it feels pretty good to have more energy, and not to have my gut hanging over my belt. But has anyone here at SOTT ever considered the harm this kind of "improvement" can do to people?
I bet no one here ever thought about how this kind of thing could compromise the relationship I've been building with my son. Because of your suggestions I have been forced into a position of "do as I say, not as I do". Can you imagine how hypocritical I look, explaining to my son how unacceptable it is for him to be wearing his pants strapped halfway down his butt, showing his underwear, looking like some kind of street gang punk, while all the while I'm standing there with my pants hanging halfway down my butt, showing my underwear, looking like some kind of street gang punk? I'm losing his respect, and my authority!
Even with my belt in the smallest hole there's still enough room to fit a second person in my pants. And with my financial situation the way it is, I can hardly afford to pay the rent AND replace my pants! I'll be forced to take out a personal loan from the bank just so I don't look like I'm drowning in fabric!
To top it off, finding the time to do the EE program, shop and prepare good food and keep up with my reading, is getting pretty darn difficult now that my wife is suddenly after me for sex all the time! This slimming down is going to KILL me.
You people should be ashamed of yourselves, sharing all these "wonderful" ideas about how to become healthier and be better human beings. It's deplorable, and it's ruining my life!!
THANKS FOR NOTHING, SOTT!!
Good one! I thought I was going to have to go through April fools, not getting to get pranked. 
