Telperion
Jedi
The 'American Voices' section of theonion.com is really the best, always good for a laugh. True satire of how everyone has an opinion and how most opinions aren't worth the breath used to utter them lol. I like how they're getting more creative with the occupations also.
_http://www.theonion.com/content/amvo/dungeons_dragons_creator_dies
_http://www.theonion.com/content/amvo/dungeons_dragons_creator_dies