EU appoints single European swearword

[Tenten]

That's Europe!

Source: http://berlaymonster.blogspot.com/2007/10/eu-appoints-single-european-swearword.html

EU appoints single European swearword

EU lawmongers have approved draft plans for a Central European Swearword, in order to allow grievances to be aired in a harmonised fashion across the bloc's borders.

The 'euxpletive' eventually settled on is 'kuñardocz'.

It has been hailed by EU governments as "the ejaculation European citizens deserve."

But one experienced pottymouth called the new unified imprecation "unmitigated fucking bilge."

"It lacks plosive satisfaction, and any traditional link with scatalogical or sexual connotations. Nor even does it summon an invocation of a blasphemous nature."

"In short, it's shit."

Kuñardocz has been foreseen as pretty much a 'catch all' swearword for any occasion.

It can be used in isolation to describe someone as a 'kuñardocz' (a kind of 'twit' or 'wholesale brazen fuckstick').

In other contexts, users should place the word at the end of a sentence to express anger or frustration, such as:

"Why won't this door open, kuñardocz."

"Wo sind meine Brille, kuñardocz."

"Mais c'est quoi ce bordel, putain, J'ai essayé toutes sortes de crèmes et pommades de merde mais il ne se guérit toujours pas, kuñardocz."

The CES is to enter into force formally next March.

Leaked by the Berlaymonster

 

[Rabelais]

An unpronounceable word will certainly cut down on swearing, but undoing a couple of thousand years of multilingual profanity development in Europe will not be a "cakewalk". In fact it isn't even kuñardoczing do-able. It would seem that the EU has more pressing matters to deal with.

There is some pretty colorful stuff, at the link below, that kuñardocz will not come close to matching. Perhaps some of them will prove useful when writing our letters of disbelief to the EU.

How to swear in any language:
http://www.youswear.com/