feud

[boucles58]

I proposed to my wife at the supermarket to buy a case of beer for € 15. She said it was out of the question, and then silently bought face cream for € 65. I told her to look beautiful with a case of beer, but with the cream ... And thus began a feud ...
The other day I asked the woman where she wanted to go for a wedding anniversary. She said:
- Somewhere I've never been.
I suggested to her kitchen ... And so began quarreling ...
While I was watching a football game, the woman sat down next to me and asked:
- What's on TV?
- Dust ... And so began quarreling ...
I asked the woman if there are any special requests for a birthday present. She told me:
- I want something red that goes from 0 to 100 for 3 seconds.
I bought her a red weigh ... And so began quarreling ...
My wife looked in the mirror and was unhappy with what she sees:
- I feel terrible; I have overweight and dark circles. Please, just tell me something nice and positive?
I told her to have perfect vision ... And thus began a feud ...
I was with my wife on the anniversary of her graduation. One of the attendants constantly emptying glass after glass. I asked the woman if she knew him.
- Of course - she said - a long time we were together, and when we broke up, he started drinking and since then has not stopped. I say:
- Who would have thought that so long to celebrate ... And so began quarreling ...

 

[Xico]

These are really funny.... thanks for sharing.

 

[boucles58]

in Germany, a heavy truck tumbled after midnight on the main road through the area, the driver already see a lot of white mice... suddenly held him a little yellow dwarf at the crossroads... the driver stopped, open the window - who are you ?. ..the yellow small - I'm a little yellow dwarf from Mars and I am very thirsty ... the driver - hah, that no one will believe...open the refrigerator, take a can of Coca Cola and throws the dwarf ... 100 meters further stop him a red dwarf at the crossroads... - soooo, and who are you ... the little red - I Binn a small red dwarf gay from Mars and I am very hungry ... the driver- Man, this is not possible... open the refrigerator, take a sandwich and throws the dwarf to ... 50 m further a green dwarf stop him..., driver furiously kicked open the door - damn small gay green dwarf from Mars, Now what you want... the little green - driver's license and permission papers, please ...

 

[Keit]

Levels of humor according to Dabrowski comes to mind.

 

[T.C.]

Levels of humor according to Dabrowski comes to mind.

Indeed...

 

[boucles58]

Levels of humor according to Dabrowski comes to mind.

well, someone like them, some do not ... the reception frequency are different from person to person

 

[Timótheos]

Levels of humor according to Dabrowski comes to mind.

well, someone like them, some do not ... the reception frequency are different from person to person

Exactly. It's not hard to imagine the "reception frequency" of a person who judges a woman's beauty by the amount of alcohol he has ingested or who finds humour in keeping a woman in her place in the kitchen.

Reprehensible really, and has no place on this forum.

 

[boucles58]

Levels of humor according to Dabrowski comes to mind.

well, someone like them, some do not ... the reception frequency are different from person to person

Exactly. It's not hard to imagine the "reception frequency" of a person who judges a woman's beauty by the amount of alcohol he has ingested or who finds humour in keeping a woman in her place in the kitchen.

Reprehensible really, and has no place on this forum.

sincere apologies, I have not thought that such jokes can have such a public response, sorry, you're right

 

[Joe]

Levels of humor according to Dabrowski comes to mind.

well, someone like them, some do not ... the reception frequency are different from person to person

Exactly. It's not hard to imagine the "reception frequency" of a person who judges a woman's beauty by the amount of alcohol he has ingested or who finds humour in keeping a woman in her place in the kitchen.

Reprehensible really, and has no place on this forum.

sincere apologies, I have not thought that such jokes can have such a public response, sorry, you're right

The problem Boucles is that this kind of humor, which is very common place and has been for a long time, is rather pernicious in that it encourages sexist, racist and otherwise compassionless stereotyping of other human beings. People usually say that "it's just a joke" but that's an expected response from the average human being who has no understanding of their own psychology and just how programmable they are. It's a real "monkey see, monkey do" situation for most people. So the dissemination of these kind of racist and sexist memes known as jokes should be avoided in the same way you wouldn't encourage children to play with a box of matches.

 

[boucles58]

An apology to all members of the forum


I apologize to all forum members, especially the women's quarters, which I did not see what I put on the post, looking just a joke as such and not its implication. I'm not one of these points of view, and I'm really sorry if I've offended anybody or hurt, it was not my intention. After they warned me, I realized roughly deviation from general content.

 

[Alana]

Re: An apology to all members of the forum

I apologize to all forum members, especially the women's quarters, which I did not see what I put on the post, looking just a joke as such and not its implication. I'm not one of these points of view, and I'm really sorry if I've offended anybody or hurt, it was not my intention. After they warned me, I realized roughly deviation from general content.

I merged your new post with the thread you are referring to boucles, so that people understand the context and what it is you are apologizing for.

Apology accepted by me (woman), as long as it is a lesson of awareness of how our corrupt society's "jokes" encourage and spread misogynistic attitudes (and to me it looks like it is).

 

[Timótheos]

Re: An apology to all members of the forum

I apologize to all forum members, especially the women's quarters, which I did not see what I put on the post, looking just a joke as such and not its implication. I'm not one of these points of view, and I'm really sorry if I've offended anybody or hurt, it was not my intention. After they warned me, I realized roughly deviation from general content.

Well, maybe next time it would help if you were to imagine yourself in the place of the person who is the butt of the joke and see how it makes you feel. If you feel put down, marginalized or uncomfortable in any way, then that could be a clue that the joke is inappropriate or in poor taste.

Humour is important, especially in times of so much suffering and chaos. We all need to lighten up and let off a little steam once in a while and a good joke helps keep things in perspective. That's one of the reasons the Tickle Me thread exists on the forum as well as the Don't Panic - Lighten Up category on the SOTT page.

So by all means keep posting jokes, we need them. Just be aware that sometimes either a higher or lower "part of you" might find something funny, and discernment between the two can make all the difference.

Speaking of which...

A 3-legged gunslinging dog walks into a wild west saloon and and says - "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!"

 

[boucles58]

Alana and Timótheos, I fully agree with you, once again I apologize and thank you