JonnyRadar
The Living Force
heard this joke this morning from a friend and had a good larf... 
A terrible storm came into a town and local officials ordered everyone to evacuate immediately to escape the massive flooding.
One man, a very devout and faithful Christian, refused to leave, saying "God will save me!"
The neighbors came by his house with a car and said, “We have room here, come on! We've gotta go!”
But the man refused, and said "God will save me!"
Then as the water rose, another neighbor paddled by in a canoe and shouted, “Get into the canoe, the water's rising!!”
But the man refused again, and said “No thanks, God will save me!”
The water continued to rise, pouring into the house and sending the man up the stairs and out the window onto the roof of his porch. A police boat came by, and the cops shouted "Get in the boat! We'll catch you if you jump!"
But the man refused a third time, and said “Go on ahead, I have faith that God will save me!”
The water rose higher still, and the man had to climb up to the top of the roof.
Finally a rescue helicopter saw him and circled around, dropping a rope ladder. One of the rescuers climbed down the ladder and shouted to the man, "Grab my hand and get onto the ladder! We'll get you out of here!"
But the man, frustrated and becoming a bit angry at the whole situation, crossed his arms and shouted "NO! GO AWAY! GOD WILL SAVE ME!"
But the water continued to rise, and the man was swept off the roof into the current where he drowned and died.
When he reached the gates of heaven, he pleaded with God for an answer - "God, I have been faithful to you my whole life, and I displayed the ultimate faith unto my very death!! Why did you not save me!?"
And God replied - "What the hell are you talking about? I sent you a warning, a car, a canoe, a motorboat and a helicopter!!"
:P
A terrible storm came into a town and local officials ordered everyone to evacuate immediately to escape the massive flooding.
One man, a very devout and faithful Christian, refused to leave, saying "God will save me!"
The neighbors came by his house with a car and said, “We have room here, come on! We've gotta go!”
But the man refused, and said "God will save me!"
Then as the water rose, another neighbor paddled by in a canoe and shouted, “Get into the canoe, the water's rising!!”
But the man refused again, and said “No thanks, God will save me!”
The water continued to rise, pouring into the house and sending the man up the stairs and out the window onto the roof of his porch. A police boat came by, and the cops shouted "Get in the boat! We'll catch you if you jump!"
But the man refused a third time, and said “Go on ahead, I have faith that God will save me!”
The water rose higher still, and the man had to climb up to the top of the roof.
Finally a rescue helicopter saw him and circled around, dropping a rope ladder. One of the rescuers climbed down the ladder and shouted to the man, "Grab my hand and get onto the ladder! We'll get you out of here!"
But the man, frustrated and becoming a bit angry at the whole situation, crossed his arms and shouted "NO! GO AWAY! GOD WILL SAVE ME!"
But the water continued to rise, and the man was swept off the roof into the current where he drowned and died.
When he reached the gates of heaven, he pleaded with God for an answer - "God, I have been faithful to you my whole life, and I displayed the ultimate faith unto my very death!! Why did you not save me!?"
And God replied - "What the hell are you talking about? I sent you a warning, a car, a canoe, a motorboat and a helicopter!!"
:P
