Obama Promises To Stop America's S****y Jobs From Going Overseas

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This one got me. This is from ONN (Onion News Network).
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obama_promises_to_stop_americas

ONN Comes up with some great pieces. Hope sharing the link wasn't to overboard. It's a versatile word and I think ONN did a great job using it. :)