"Out of Office" email replies

[Laura]

1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you
if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am
out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received
anything at all.

3. Sorry to have missed you, but I am at the doctor's having my brain
and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.

4. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails
you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient and your
mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged
$5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your
message.

6. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection
and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and
try sending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can
see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over.)

7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system.
You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in
approximately 19 weeks.

8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait
by your PC for my response.

9. I've run away to join a different circus.

10. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical
reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of 'Bob'

 

[Jacques]

The number 6 is quite good. I think i will try it and see what happen.

The number 5 could be interesting to try too.

Thanks

 

[Zadius Sky]

I like number 3; it's too humorous enough not to try it.

But, I'll try number 8. :)

 

[Mark]

I like number 3; it's too humorous enough not to try it.

Lol. That is a good one. I thought #1 was pretty good too. Well they're all pretty funny.

For what it's worth, OOO msgs are a good way for spammers to figure out that they've reached a valid mailbox.