SeekingtheTruth
Jedi
I thought this was funny. Hopefully it's not too out of line for the tickle me section! ;D
So everyone is excited about the Veep debate on Thursday. But why not take it an extra step and turn it into a drinking game? God knows we could all use a cold one after this week.
Here are the Rules - You have to take a drink every time Palin:
-references how you can see Russia from Alaska and calls it "experience"
-winks or gives a thumbs up to the audience
-says a world leader's name, two drinks if it's pronounced correctly.
-says any of these words/phrases: Alaska, Bridge to Nowhere, job creation, Washington elite/establishment, media elite, corporate greed, pitbull, lipstick, or maverick
-leaves off a trailing "g" - takin', leavin', changin', etc.
-Any time Palin answers a question, and someone at your party blurts out "WTF is she talking about?"
-When Palin claims that Washington's problems can be solved by small town know how and common sense: Drink a Labatt Blue as you read up on how to become a Canadian citizen.
-When Palin claims she said "Thanks but no thanks" to the Bridge to Nowhere: Demand a new drink from your hosts, say "thanks but no thanks," and then when no one's looking, take it anyway, then claim you never wanted it.
-When Palin recounts putting the governor's jet on eBay: Auction off a beer to your friends
-When Palin insists that governing a small town in Alaska is in fact experience: Give your friend a shot glass of beer when he/she asks for a pint and insist it's the same thing.
-When Palin talks about being the most popular governor in the country: Go to a room by yourself, realize you're the most popular person in the room, then finish your drink.
Source: http://www. ireport. com/docs/DOC-99661
So everyone is excited about the Veep debate on Thursday. But why not take it an extra step and turn it into a drinking game? God knows we could all use a cold one after this week.
Here are the Rules - You have to take a drink every time Palin:
-references how you can see Russia from Alaska and calls it "experience"
-winks or gives a thumbs up to the audience
-says a world leader's name, two drinks if it's pronounced correctly.
-says any of these words/phrases: Alaska, Bridge to Nowhere, job creation, Washington elite/establishment, media elite, corporate greed, pitbull, lipstick, or maverick
-leaves off a trailing "g" - takin', leavin', changin', etc.
-Any time Palin answers a question, and someone at your party blurts out "WTF is she talking about?"
-When Palin claims that Washington's problems can be solved by small town know how and common sense: Drink a Labatt Blue as you read up on how to become a Canadian citizen.
-When Palin claims she said "Thanks but no thanks" to the Bridge to Nowhere: Demand a new drink from your hosts, say "thanks but no thanks," and then when no one's looking, take it anyway, then claim you never wanted it.
-When Palin recounts putting the governor's jet on eBay: Auction off a beer to your friends
-When Palin insists that governing a small town in Alaska is in fact experience: Give your friend a shot glass of beer when he/she asks for a pint and insist it's the same thing.
-When Palin talks about being the most popular governor in the country: Go to a room by yourself, realize you're the most popular person in the room, then finish your drink.
Source: http://www. ireport. com/docs/DOC-99661
