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From: kfuzzbox@tinet.ie (shero)
Date: 1998/09/20
Subject: Re: Unki Republic - Declaration of War
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Pete Stuart <taocelt@bellsouth.net> wrote:
> shero wrote:
> > The last time I had a sex dream I was doing to my wife!
> Hey, so did I, and I've never even met your wife!
First Beckham, Ger looking at her tits, and you and Quirky shaggin her
in your sleep.
Women as soon as your turn your back. . .
Wives no longer feel any sense of duty to their husbands. When they take
the marriage vows they promise to honour and obey you. Dream on
brothers.
Women are a bunch of hypocrites anyway. One minute they are carrying
organ donor cards around with them quite happy to donate all their
organs to medical research. But the minute a doctor or dentist trys to
feel them up while they are under gas, they go running to the Gardai.
And it does'nt end there, oh no! I worked in offices for years and most
secretaries have no sense of loyalty to the employers. There are happy
to cash their pay cheques, drink your coffee and use your phone, but the
minute you try giving them a bonus behind the water cooler they also go
straight to the cops.
and Women business people are the biggest bunch of cows going. When I
was a high-powered Wall Street money spinner, I suggested that Aer
Lingus should merge with the shipping line Cunard. Thereby creating a
new corporation called Cuna-Lingus. I even came up with a spiffy
advertising slogan: "We Lick the Competition". All these stuck-up power
suits got all offended. All I wanted to do was to give that twat Richard
Branson something to think about.
I am going to make my own jam and give none of it to the wife. That way
it shall remain a male preserve.
and while we are talking about David Beckham. I believe that he and Posh
Spice are having trouble finding time to get married. Well, I doubt it
will be any easier in a few years when he is playing for the Woking
reserves and she is doing Mosney for the summer. If I was them, I would
tie the know while they can still afford a decent reception.
Times have changed for the worse. I do not understand today's wedding
receptions with their drink, drugs and casual sex. When I was a lad all
we had was communal mastrubation, but we were happy then. The streets
were much safer in them days.
Talking of streets. They say "All roads lead to Rome". Me arse they do!
I drove on the N17 the other day and ended-up in Ennis.
--
Shero. (Son of Unki)